NYCM Squad

[05AccordV6]

Just here dude. Counting the hours until I get the fuck out of here today. Today is just dragging dude.

All you government employees are the same way. enter work at 9, piss break at 9:15, coffee at 10, piss at 10:30, lunch at 12 but leave at 11:45 return from lunch at 1 piss break at 1:15 coffee break at 2:00 piss break at 2:30 snack at 3:30 and sneak out at 4:30.

I know how you guys do it. So out of an 8 hour work day, you get about 2 hours of work done, the rest is spent on the forums.

I want your job.

By the way, with all the piss breaks that you guys take, I suggest you speek to your physician. lol

GET EM!!!

[CrackerTeg]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

[Mike]

I sit all day and wait for shit to hit the fan.

[Mr Eazy]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

Fucker! I still want your job.

[CrackerTeg]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

Fucker! I still want your job.

Haha! I'm sure you do. The only part that sucks is the fat guy in the back office being a toolbag. He's also known as the shop supervisor and tried his damndest to get rid of all morale here. We used to have a foosball table until he got tired of hearing us having fun during lunch.

[Mr Eazy]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

Fucker! I still want your job.

Haha! I'm sure you do. The only part that sucks is the fat guy in the back office being a toolbag. He's also known as the shop supervisor and tried his damndest to get rid of all morale here. We used to have a foosball table until he got tired of hearing us having fun during lunch.

Quick solution: turn the fat fuck into a foosball table  

[CrackerTeg]

Haha!

[Mike]

I'd use his desk!

[InFuMoUs]

lol he was probably mad ya'll wasnt letting him on all the fun.

[Abailey4]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

Green with envy over here. Oh so green.  

[CrackerTeg]

Just relish in the knowledge that your tax dollars are hard at work right now.

[CrazyCreashunz]

Hello NYCM squad....

[timot_one]

we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes

Redundant much?

[CrackerTeg]

Not at all.

[Tunergirl]

Well, that's how OTHER government employees work. I, however, go in at 7:30, we sit around for about a half hour and talk about random shit for about 30 minutes, at 8:00 hit the forums and check email until about 9:30 but stopping every 20 minutes to get some coffee. 9:30 I go into my "office" for a 30 minute power break, 10:15 rolls around and you'll catch me wandering aimlessly around the base stopping to say what's up to anyone that wanders into my path until lunch at 11:30. I drag lunch until around 12:45 and make phone calls for "quotes" from "contractors" until 2:00. At 2:05 I go use the restroom to dispose of lunch because I'm feeling heavy. 2:30 comes around and I go play basketball or "work out" until 3:30 when I leave work to go home. That's my usual work day. Its very labor intensive.

At least you don't sit around and do Jagerbombs with your boss like someone I know does.......