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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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January 12, 2010, 07:46:47 PM »
If only they lived closer to eachother... They would then be able to stroke each other without having to use a forum... Jeremy and Z go together like homeless people and crack...
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January 13, 2010, 04:58:58 PM »
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that other shit you assclowns posted and put up this little tidbit Justin posted in the Ferrari 599 GTO thread:
Quote from: "v6sicksspeed"
i would do dirty, dirty things to that car...
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January 13, 2010, 06:43:33 PM »
It's not a quote but I spotted Jeremy's new avatar and thought it was funny. One question though, Mazda toboggan? WTF?
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn. I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs. Fucking amateurs. :
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January 13, 2010, 07:06:24 PM »
Fuck off Bill!! If I had a Honda beanie I would wear it but I dont, buy me one?
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January 13, 2010, 07:10:09 PM »
No to the first one and I'll buy you one if you reimburse me for it. I was just messin with ya, your Mazda is pretty sweet.
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn. I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs. Fucking amateurs. :
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January 13, 2010, 07:13:05 PM »
LOL Just messin man, I actually think the local honda dealership has one. I'll have to stop by there.
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January 14, 2010, 08:08:47 AM »
From the wave to other 7th gens thread:
Quote from: "timot_one"
I'd give a guy with 26"s on an Accord the finger.
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January 14, 2010, 12:56:48 PM »
Quote from: "CrackerTeg"
Jeremy posseses little to no knowledge on automobiles but happens to use the search feature on the intarwebz quite well. It may be wrong but he still obviously knows how to use it.
Haterz
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HAHA!
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January 14, 2010, 10:36:47 PM »
Quote from: "wtcii"
It's not a quote but I spotted Jeremy's new avatar and thought it was funny. One question though, Mazda toboggan? WTF?
ANyone ever realize Jeremy looks like things are about to enter his mouth hole that really shouldnt be there...
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cocaine
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January 15, 2010, 08:45:07 AM »
You guys havent seen the whole picture...My wife is sitting in the doorway giving me this look, I decided to give her one back.
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January 15, 2010, 10:45:08 AM »
Quote from: "CrackerTeg"
Well, since he is getting screwed with the long drive, I may be able to hook him up with the reach around. No Dutch rudder?
You knew this one wouldn't take long to show up here.
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January 15, 2010, 10:54:24 AM »
Wow even Mike is getting in on the fun!
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January 15, 2010, 01:41:59 PM »
I knew that was going to make it in here. It seems you guys wait for me to say something so you can post it here.
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January 15, 2010, 03:21:30 PM »
Me and Douchebag really have to stop saying shit like this:
Quote from: "slipkord"
You give the reach around to the right person and you can get anything
And Tim's response:
Quote from: "timot_one"
Bullshit you gave them a reach around! You probably let them give you a hot carl for that kinda deal.
I love this forum! lol
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