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« Reply #180 on: January 05, 2010, 01:14:43 PM »
What's with you fuck knuckles having your damn minds in the gutter? Is there some closet rainbow flag waving that we really should not know about?
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« Reply #181 on: January 05, 2010, 01:20:15 PM »
Listen here hobknobler, your in the gutter too, so stop complaining!!
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« Reply #182 on: January 05, 2010, 01:24:34 PM »
Easy now pickle puffer. I'm not complaining its just the whole out of fucking context shit you guys pull. I'm going to post weird shit all over your facebook page if you keep it up.
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« Reply #183 on: January 05, 2010, 01:24:49 PM »
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What's with you fuck knuckles having your damn minds in the gutter? Is there some closet rainbow flag waving that we really should not know about?

Give me some credit I only vist you guys down here once in a while.
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« Reply #184 on: January 05, 2010, 04:02:58 PM »
I elect Z as president of the gutter. Is it a democracy down here?
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I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #185 on: January 06, 2010, 08:06:58 AM »
If you nominate me for president of the gutter, I'll make it a dictatorship! I'm cuban. I know all about dictatorships.
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« Reply #186 on: January 06, 2010, 08:13:55 AM »
You have major problems Z.
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Eating gold is like the equivalent of wiping your butt with dollar bills.  At some point, it's going to come in contact with my ass...just doing it in a more elegant way.
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« Reply #187 on: January 06, 2010, 08:20:24 AM »
I've been told worse.
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« Reply #188 on: January 06, 2010, 01:27:32 PM »
I'm srsly.
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Eating gold is like the equivalent of wiping your butt with dollar bills.  At some point, it's going to come in contact with my ass...just doing it in a more elegant way.
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« Reply #189 on: January 06, 2010, 07:26:30 PM »
LMAO! I definitely needed the laugh after the news I got today.
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« Reply #190 on: January 07, 2010, 03:14:11 PM »
From the Ferrari 599 GTO thread:
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I just want to put my face next to the exhaust while it's being revved up and inhale all it's goodness.
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« Reply #191 on: January 07, 2010, 03:16:30 PM »
Finally I made this thread without quoting myself...
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« Reply #192 on: January 07, 2010, 03:23:36 PM »
It isn't the first time. But that quote can be twisted around nicely.
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« Reply #193 on: January 08, 2010, 10:25:41 AM »
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Well Bill, if you used an entire bottle, the problem is in your technique. I think you need some practice as this seems to be your first time.
I just couldn't resist.
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« Reply #194 on: January 08, 2010, 10:31:46 AM »
That's why I said it.
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