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« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2009, 09:52:51 PM »
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Big Mike, this one's for you.
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Stop quoting yourself ya fucking narcissist.


Haha I am talking to a girl who is pregnant(not by me) that is where the hormones come in... whats the stop quoting yourself come in?
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« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2009, 09:57:33 PM »
I spotted the multiple posts of you quoting Jeremy wanting you to spool yer turbo. Gotta give you shit dude.

As for the hormones, don't leave a dent in the kids head. Jeez, I just realized how fucked up I am.
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« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2009, 10:02:53 PM »
haha if I get with her that baby gonna come out slappin me in the head yellin "How does it feel?"

Bahaha just cause I can make speed bumps out of your cars dont mean I am gonna hate... Why are you tripping, son?
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« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2009, 10:23:26 PM »
Not trippin' at all dude. Just having fun at everyone else's expense. I'm your tax dollars hard at work. lol
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« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2009, 10:29:04 PM »
Me too I work for City PD remember? I have been sitting at work since 3 and have done nothing but play on the internet... hell I didnt even have to leave the office cause I brought dinner hahahaha

I know your just bullshittin... and Appearantly according to some of the black men in my class it is not tricking if you have it... Bahaha( inside joke)
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« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2009, 10:31:28 PM »
Don't want to know.
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« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2009, 10:33:27 PM »
it is some new rap song that says it aint trickin if you got it... i got it

and I could not figure out the meaning so I asked the black fellows hahahaha
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« Reply #157 on: December 16, 2009, 07:51:09 AM »
You guys are fucking sick
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« Reply #158 on: December 17, 2009, 12:20:14 PM »
Speaking of sick

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i guess its like shaving your pubes to add length haha...
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« Reply #159 on: December 17, 2009, 12:46:37 PM »
HAHA That's the funniest shit I've heard all day
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« Reply #160 on: December 17, 2009, 12:57:14 PM »
Damnit! Mike beat me to it!
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« Reply #161 on: December 30, 2009, 08:52:02 AM »
BUMP!

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I saw the shit on the highway only in the underpasses where the sun couldn't melt it. As soon as I hit it, I got the shimmy.
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« Reply #162 on: December 30, 2009, 09:09:20 AM »
Son of a bitch. Guess they don't have black ice where you're at huh Jeremy?
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« Reply #163 on: December 30, 2009, 09:12:00 AM »
I have hit it on the trace in Alabama....
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I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #164 on: December 30, 2009, 09:12:30 AM »
All I know is I hope I never get the shimmies.

Uh yeah, no. We don't have that type of stuff down here. We've got to worry about bambi hoping out in front of us. That shimmy would be painful.
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