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Funny ECM quotes
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November 24, 2009, 11:41:20 AM »
I saw this on another fourm and thought it would be even funnier here. It's basically a two step program:
1 Post a quote in here from another member that you think is funny. :thumbup:
Quote from: "Jeff"
Here on ECM, it's a very tight place; so tight, in fact, that you can smell Z's ass coming towards you if you don't post pics.
Quote from: "lavalleemike"
Listen DICK there nothing wrong with being fat
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November 24, 2009, 12:57:09 PM »
Quote from: "Abailey4"
Was out like a light in like 3 seconds and woke up pretty groggy. Then proceeded to run from Ashley and we got outside and made her chase me around the building. LOL!!!! That was before I even got ahold of the percocets they gave me.
And a funny one from the max speed in reverse thread:
Quote from: "Sparrow"
You've never seen fear in people unless you go down a main road facing the wrong way. Fun shit, try it some day.
Hey Jeff, remember this little lapse in judgment almost leading you to the rice side? This little morsel came from Jeff's lit up speaker grille thread:
Quote from: "timot_one"
Just so you guys know, speaker quality is all about how it sounds, not about how it looks. That little tidbit of information is for the newbs.
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November 24, 2009, 01:28:49 PM »
Quote from: "CrackerTeg"
Hey Jeff, remember this little lapse in judgment almost leading you to the rice side? This little morsel came from Jeff's lit up speaker grille thread:
Quote from: "timot_one"
Just so you guys know, speaker quality is all about how it sounds, not about how it looks. That little tidbit of information is for the newbs.
LOL! Funny shit right there! I'm glad Tim's here to prevent my fat ass from turning to the rice side!
I should post the PM's from Tim when I was working on the site, lol.
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November 24, 2009, 01:40:07 PM »
DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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November 24, 2009, 01:42:51 PM »
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I love posting while taking a dump. Helps me think, and I get a thumb workout.
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November 24, 2009, 01:55:06 PM »
Beau you fawker....paypack time! I had to dig for this one...
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hey B, don't miss me too much sweetie. I'll send sexy pictures of the male prostitutes for you so you won't miss out on the fun.
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November 24, 2009, 02:09:09 PM »
Ahhh jeez.
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November 24, 2009, 02:11:35 PM »
Damn, if the HOMOCM thread was still here. We couldve just renamed it.
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn. I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs. Fucking amateurs. :
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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November 24, 2009, 02:14:22 PM »
True, but that thread went pretty fucking far that's why it got removed.
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November 24, 2009, 02:22:50 PM »
hahahah where'd you find that one jeremy? I'm guessing MDVACM thread? yea, I was looking for the HOMOCM thread too.. I'm glad it's gone though..
who else has funny quotes?!
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November 24, 2009, 02:26:27 PM »
Yeah B, MDVACM is the bomb for finding funny shit.
Hey Z, remember this one? You wanting to race Tim...bwwhaha
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November 24, 2009, 02:31:15 PM »
Haha! Yeah, I remember that one.
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November 24, 2009, 02:33:23 PM »
here's a good one from tim in the MDVACM thread.. new members.. be afriad of our initiations..
Quote from: "timot_one"
Quote from: "macanic"
yea just tell me when and where ill be there. my name is cory.i dont know what this initiation stuff is? what am i missing?
You need to ask yourself one simple question. How do you feel about frontal male nudity?
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November 24, 2009, 02:34:54 PM »
^^LMAO!! I'm so glad I don't live up there.
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November 24, 2009, 02:42:44 PM »
That's fucking comedy right there dude. I'm definitely glad I'm not in your area B.
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