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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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November 24, 2009, 02:44:01 PM »
Quote from: "slipkord"
Word of advice. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get married and have kids you'll regret that shit. 1% of happiness doesnt out weigh the 99% of bullshit you have to deal with. Whoever disagrees has never been married with kids. And if you disagree you have an awesome wife who will give you whatever you want and do to you whatever you want and your kids leave you the hell alone and act like angels......................
If I were single right now, I'd be in SoCal drinking a Corona with some fine latino chick rubbing up on me......lol I feel better now.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program...........
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn. I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs. Fucking amateurs. :
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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November 24, 2009, 02:58:20 PM »
HAHAHAHA I sure wish Jeremy's wife got on this forum from time to time... he'd finally be able to drink a corona in socal with some "fine latino chick" rubbing up on him.. lol
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November 24, 2009, 03:00:29 PM »
Here's one I just spotted.
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HAHAHAHA I sure wish Jeremy's wife got on this forum from time to time... he'd finally be able to drink a corona in socal with some "fine latino chick" rubbing up on him.. lol
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November 24, 2009, 03:01:48 PM »
Damn you Beau lol, I sure wish you would have sent me that pick of your girl, that way we could both be in socal drinkin coronas with some "fine latino chick" rubbing up on us lmao quote me on that shit!
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November 24, 2009, 03:04:36 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA omg.. I'm dying here at work! this thread is fucking hysterical!
Jeremy, good point... lemme hit you up with that pic when I get off work.. did you buy your plane ticket yet?
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November 24, 2009, 03:07:18 PM »
lmao, im doing the same thing Beau, my side is hurting from laughing so much!
Pic first....ticket second
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November 24, 2009, 03:11:06 PM »
Hot off the press!!
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if I do end up coming.. and need a place to crash you got a piece of floor for me? or would you prefer I just sleep in your bed.. :shifty:
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November 24, 2009, 03:11:43 PM »
lol, does your wife ever go through your phone..? I'll make sure you buy that ticket tonight if she does.. haha.. I can just change my BBM name to a girls name, send a naked pic of some random girl.. over and over and over, until she asks why does your phone keep going off??? you try to hide it.. she gets suspicious.. you're on the next flight to cali with me! damn, I'm sadistic!! mwahahaha
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November 24, 2009, 03:13:03 PM »
^I now think of this thread constantly when posting!
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November 24, 2009, 03:14:54 PM »
bwwhahahah who's sadistic now?
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November 24, 2009, 03:15:23 PM »
What's funny as hell about this thread is some of the shit being said that can be used! I love this thread!
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November 24, 2009, 03:17:11 PM »
^^+1 Z, it's teh goodness of ECM all rolled into a tortilla of meat and cheese for us to all chow down onto.
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November 24, 2009, 03:18:43 PM »
Yeah, but you're all about the meat Jeremy. lol
But let's not go too far so this doesn't get removed.
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ahh, such a grand idea for a thread.. and Z, so noted.
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Good thing you edited but I have a copy of the original. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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