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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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Reply #195 on:
January 08, 2010, 09:57:20 PM »
Cut and paste is fun. Here's one juicy morsel from Bill from his leather install thread.
Quote from: "wtcii"
I guess it is my technique. Being a newbie I figured the more slippery it was the easier it would be to get in there. After that entire bottle it was still a bitch to get in there. At one point when I had gotten the cushion in I couldnt get the damn thing out. Eventually I got it though. On to the back!
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January 11, 2010, 08:42:42 AM »
There's some funny shit floating around this forum, you just gotta find it.
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Monday is like some chick going down there and then coming up for a kiss, your like noooo waiiit stoooppp....It's unavoidable.
Monday blows
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January 11, 2010, 08:46:01 AM »
I think that's the funniest shit I've said this year.
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January 11, 2010, 12:58:01 PM »
I thought this was pure comedy right here:
Quote from: "slipkord"
my dad brought along his gps during our trip last week and mentioned that if a cop pulled me over and saw the gps, he would ask me to pull up the screen that shows top speed. Well on my dad's gps it shows 420MPH! He said he purposely took it on the plan and turned it on, so now if a cop decides to get smart and asks him to show his top speed, the cop will see 420mph...LOL
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January 11, 2010, 02:20:07 PM »
wow...second appearance in two days!
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January 11, 2010, 02:24:04 PM »
Nobody ever quotes the shit I say any more.
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January 11, 2010, 02:27:02 PM »
Quote from: "timot_one"
Quote from: "slipkord"
^Must be nice Tim!
You can only say that when mommy and daddy (or my sugar momma) pay for my mods. Until then STFU!!
Just so you dont feel left out Tim...
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January 12, 2010, 09:09:49 AM »
Another one for you Tim. No need to be butthurt.
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Ehhh. It is morning, isn't it? Damn you time!
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January 12, 2010, 11:35:43 AM »
Quote from: "timot_one"
Why do you look like you have to fart JT?
LMAO....
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January 12, 2010, 02:50:38 PM »
Finally, someone caught that one. You guys are starting to realize my potential instead of just stroking each other in this thread.
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January 12, 2010, 03:01:24 PM »
Damn Tim is on a roll! I'm not even going to comment on that one though......I'll leave that one up to Z.
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January 12, 2010, 03:27:35 PM »
You're qualified to Jeremy.
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January 12, 2010, 03:34:02 PM »
Quote from: "timot_one"
You're qualified to Jeremy.
True, but Z is my CO, so I let him call the shots.
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January 12, 2010, 06:47:45 PM »
If anyone but Tim, Rolo or JT had posted something about you guys stroking easch other, it would have already been quoted... Rolo = beast mode... If Rolo came running at me with an angry demeanor, I would probably proceed to shitting my pants and running like a little girl...
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January 12, 2010, 06:57:23 PM »
Quote from: "timot_one"
Finally, someone caught that one. You guys are starting to realize my potential instead of just stroking each other in this thread.
And you worry about me?
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