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« Reply #105 on: December 04, 2009, 08:07:37 AM »
Quote from: "CrackerTeg"
I'm so close I can taste the sexiness of it.

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unless you're Z, then you do it in a thong.


Is it too early for quotes?
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« Reply #106 on: December 04, 2009, 09:09:21 AM »
Not at all.
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Thanks for the image though. I'll be thinking of Z in a banana hammock all day   :sheesh:
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« Reply #107 on: December 05, 2009, 07:58:56 AM »
Stop quoting yourself ya fucking narcissist.
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Eating gold is like the equivalent of wiping your butt with dollar bills.  At some point, it's going to come in contact with my ass...just doing it in a more elegant way.
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« Reply #108 on: December 05, 2009, 10:30:52 AM »
Me? I'm not quoting myself. I'm quoting all the other fucking weirdos.
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« Reply #109 on: December 05, 2009, 11:00:25 AM »
Pot calling the kettle black, Z?
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #110 on: December 07, 2009, 11:01:43 AM »
Time to bump this thread bitchaaaz


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Asshole mode activate!!   (Z is the white ranger in the back)
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« Reply #111 on: December 07, 2009, 11:08:57 AM »
Just for you Jeremy.
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Stop quoting yourself ya fucking narcissist.
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« Reply #112 on: December 08, 2009, 12:27:58 PM »
Don't you normally have a bunch of tools around you? I know I have a bunch here at work. Bwwhaha

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I have to take advantage of having a bunch of tools at my disposal.
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« Reply #113 on: December 08, 2009, 03:36:42 PM »
had to.

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You'd like a bunch of men to hump your leg wouldn't you Jeremy?
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« Reply #114 on: December 08, 2009, 03:38:04 PM »
Jeezus! I'm making all kinds of appearances in here aren't I?
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« Reply #115 on: December 08, 2009, 03:47:34 PM »
I heard you did this with alot of dudes....that's all im sayin.....

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I don't remember that at all.. All I remember is the fact that I streaked.  Ugh, no more drinking for this kid
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« Reply #116 on: December 08, 2009, 04:15:29 PM »
aww fuckk.  i knew that'd come back to bite me in the ass.. as stated.. no more drinking for this kid.. haha
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« Reply #117 on: December 08, 2009, 04:22:25 PM »
lol I think we've all done alot stuff while drinking that in retrospect we wouldnt have done it.
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« Reply #118 on: December 08, 2009, 06:59:20 PM »
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aww fuckk.  i knew that'd come back to bite me in the ass.. as stated.. no more drinking for this kid.. haha
I don't want to know about anything biting you in the ass when you've been drinking with kids. Kinda weird B.
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« Reply #119 on: December 08, 2009, 09:21:55 PM »
Holy fuck. I teared instantly when I saw this one in alpha's feeler thread for his cars.

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thats not low milage btw..

You're mother dropped you when you were a baby, didn't she?
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