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« Reply #75 on: November 30, 2009, 07:59:57 PM »
I love this fucking thread!
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« Reply #76 on: November 30, 2009, 08:40:10 PM »
Just to mess with Z a little...mwwwhahahaa


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« Reply #77 on: November 30, 2009, 08:43:23 PM »
Talking to Mike on facebook lol...

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so I am one class away from being certified to drive a firetruck full of water... if that dont scare you i dont know what will
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« Reply #78 on: December 01, 2009, 09:20:12 AM »
Just got this from the chatroom. All for you Jeremy.

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jeremy, just because you're a bitter old man, and will probably be the old man who yells at kids playing frisbee to close to your grass, then tries to chase them in your underwear with your cane shaking over your head.. doesn't mean that you can be upset that other people can be happy :wave:
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« Reply #79 on: December 01, 2009, 02:48:21 PM »
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Z I know what your thinking for sweatpants and NO! I am not putting eliteCM across the ass of some wicked tight pink sweatpants for you lol
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« Reply #80 on: December 01, 2009, 04:35:14 PM »
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Love BJ's much
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #81 on: December 01, 2009, 07:33:07 PM »
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Love BJ's much
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« Reply #82 on: December 01, 2009, 07:36:45 PM »
Picked this out of the SECM thread. Good one Mike (exelr8)!

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« Reply #83 on: December 01, 2009, 08:34:19 PM »
Sadly enough, It is true bahahaha... Still chewing on it cause Im dumb and drive a big truck
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« Reply #84 on: December 01, 2009, 08:36:21 PM »
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Then, late at night, while all of you are sleeping, we will make some speedbumps hahaha
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« Reply #85 on: December 01, 2009, 08:37:44 PM »
You beat me too it!!
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »
I am glad I am a source for your amazement haha... I just had 2 brilliant ideas... 1, I should get a camper top and line the back of my truck with shag rug and make a shaggen waggon... or 2 I should just trade my truck for a diesel motorhome haha
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« Reply #87 on: December 01, 2009, 08:52:17 PM »
For the trip up to kick some necm ass or for good?
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #88 on: December 01, 2009, 08:56:37 PM »
lol for good hahahaha
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« Reply #89 on: December 01, 2009, 09:12:11 PM »
Eh leave it as is.
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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