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« on: May 07, 2009, 02:42:23 PM »
Just thought you guys might have a couple of good car related jokes up your sleeves.

Post them up and lets see how many people quote them!!


I'll go first: (I'm cheating because these are sayings that I came up with)

Never sell your supercharger in favor of being with a woman...the supercharger only whines when you're in the car, and the whining stops as soon as you get home.

Yet another good set of reasons why superchargers are better than women...you don't need to piss a supercharger off to get it to whine...and you don't have to buy it flowers or dinner to get it to start blowing.

For ladies (to a turbocharged vehicle): I'm pretty sure the compressor housing on what dries my hair is bigger than that thing...
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 05:55:36 PM »
More SC ones please!!
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2009, 09:17:33 AM »
whats the difference between a porcipine and a BMW? On a Porcipine the pricks are on the outside
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 08:53:07 PM »
lmao ^^^ good 1
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 09:03:13 PM »
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For ladies (to a turbocharged vehicle): I'm pretty sure the compressor housing on what dries my hair is bigger than that thing...

Must be talking about a 2nd gen DSM turbo  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 09:09:04 PM »
FORD-
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Jagure owns always buy two, one to drive while the other is in the shop being fixed.

I know, old, but then again so am I........
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 09:09:12 PM »
or a 1st Gen mazda turbo haha
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 01:40:16 PM »
FORD

Fucked On Race Day
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 09:27:46 PM »
^Damit, I knew I was forgetting one......
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 10:44:15 PM »
HAHA, its one of the best too...
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 11:14:55 PM »
Chevrolet= Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time


I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 11:24:25 PM »
BMW = Break My Wallet
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 08:25:52 AM »
Pontiac= Poor Old N**** Thinks Its A Cadillac.
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 10:12:40 AM »
Quote from: "BliNx197"
whats the difference between a porcipine and a BMW? On a Porcipine the pricks are on the outside

haha, yea ive heard one similar
whats the difference between a H2 and an elephant?  The asshole is on the outside of an elephant.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 11:10:44 AM »
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Pontiac= Poor Old N**** Thinks Its A Cadillac.
LOL I love that one
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