The Chronicles of Rice

[v6sicksspeed]

saw this on my trip home from dc this morning.

yesssss - i definitely used to push a Malibu before i got the Accord.  shit was a pretty sweet car actually.

[Micis8492]

i like how theres a gas exit sign with no gas stations on it..

[Icebox]

i like how theres a gas exit sign with no gas stations on it..

i didnt even notice that, i wish i could have gotten a picture of the front, there was a hideous art work on the hood.

[exelr8]

So I just ordered a new windshield decal for the new saleen(2000 s281sc coupe) and on the ebay checkout page, I stumbled upon this bad mama-jama...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 8688625140

[Mike]

So I just ordered a new windshield decal for the new saleen(2000 s281sc coupe) and on the ebay checkout page, I stumbled upon this bad mama-jama...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 8688625140

Piero?

[slipkord]

wow....pretty

[cna]

[Milan]

A Hemi with three ventiports per side?  Obviously this is the V6 Hemi you've never heard about!




Chrome eyelids.  Bling, bling!




Chrome door pulls, chrome door strips, chrome pillars, chrome running boards, chrome mirror covers, chrome eyelids but you cheap out on the taillight covers! Tsk, tsk.  Perhaps those are on order and in the mail as we speak.  




Just in case you forget which vehicle you're traveling in, the matching black and yellow seat covers will be sure to remind you.  You know, just in case you missed the other dozen "Dodge" "Ram" and "Hemi" stickers.  






FX4 suspension package?  Do want!




Pink two-tone mexi-flush focus sedan driven by an over-weight white chick.  The unpainted door pulls and mirrors enhance the contrast and accentuate the sleek lines of this naughty beast.  What high-performance tuner car is complete without a set of Altezza tails?  




No rubbing at all, I swear!




Hard to see but the back window graphic states "wanna race?"  Good luck with that next time you are pulled over by the men in blue.  




And finally, the pièce de résistance, Pep Boys Special PT Cruiser (or can we just call it the PT Bruiser, because this motha' is tough!)  Watch out!  It's parked across two parking lanes, this mo-fo commands respek!



Is that a motherfuking turbo with fuel injection?  You bet your stupid ass it is!  King cobra on a Chrysler?  Hell yes!  Let's see how many you can spot!
 


No limit mothafawka! Badass skulls ripping through the windshield?  Got 'em!  Ventiports on the A-pillar?  Why did it take so long for someone to have the courage to apply them?  Looks bitchin'!


Wolves, skulls, tribal flames, and crazy jokers show the bad-assness of the owner while the twin dachshunds and butterflies show the sensitive side.  



Just one skull on the wheels?  I guess we wouldn't want to be over-the-top.



Yes, those speakers are hanging ten attached to the seat with nothing but speaker wire.  Notice the excellent craftsmanship and the attention to detail on the wiring.  

[CrackerTeg]

Holy fuck! That was by far the funniest post in this entire thread!

[timot_one]

It made my day.

[Mike]

Are they all pics from the same Home Depot?

[Milan]

Naw, just the yellow Dodge Ram and the PT Cruiser were in the Home Depot parking lot.  The pink Focus was in the parking lot of an Advance Auto when I got my check engine code read.

[Mike]

That Home Depot might be considered "The Hot Spot of Rice"!!!

[timot_one]

You must take me there when I'm in MI.

[Paulius005]

A Hemi with three ventiports per side?  Obviously this is the V6 Hemi you've never heard about!

Yes, those speakers are hanging ten attached to the seat with nothing but speaker wire.  Notice the excellent craftsmanship and the attention to detail on the wiring.  

Maybe he's just spiderman? And those aren't wires at all.