The Chronicles of Rice

[Paulius005]

West 176th Street & Broadway NY, NY 10033





I think RoLo knows this guy...

 :cry:  :cry:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :?:  :?:

[Paulius005]

I've got a few gems.  Just transferred these over from my bb.

I dont understand, when they get their body kits can they not wait to paint them? or is this guy goin for a theme? lol

[timot_one]

Not sure man.  I think that guy came close to pulling off the "murdered out" look, but gets an epic fail for the seafoam green body kit and OEM wheels.

[ibcnunv]

Someone should REDRUM his ass!!! F-ING Neons

I would not even take the kit out the box if I was not ready for paint.

I too have owned a body kitted out car; I know I am a ricer deep inside… However, I will say it came like that when I got it…

I treaded my Expedition


for the GS300


MY GS300 WAS ALWAYS CLEAN AND PIMPING!!! LOL

[05AccordV6]

Piero, that GS 300 would have been glorious, minus the body kit, wheels look good, nice color.  I happen to love that body design on the Lexus.   The expedition isnt bad at all from what I can see.

[Paulius005]

[Lemonjelly]

hahahahaha I saw this car on the highway when I was down in NY a few weeks back. The kid pulled up next to me and asked me if I wanted to buy his stock spoiler, when I declined he punched it and I got to hear just how sick (not the good kind of sick, I seriously think his car was about to die lol) his exhaust sounded

My buddy and I couldnt stop laughing and the whole time I was wishing I had a camera to capture this "thing"

since this pic was taken he has added some SWEEEET pink greddy stickers to the side giving his car ~25-27 more HP

[cna]

Well i was coming home from work doing about 80 mph and this zooms by the body doesn't seem rice but the driving does , holy moly am impress these suckers are fast

[Mr Eazy]

I was going through my external hard drive and deleting a bunch of old crap and came across my own personal collection for the chronicles of rice.

I apologize in advance for any BMW lovers, lol

Yes, these 5 are Honda's/Acura











A Huyndai






Follow the link for more laughs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mreazy/sets/72157620173778841/

[05AccordV6]

ALl of those cars should be rounded up and crushed

[CrackerTeg]

Then incinerated.

[timot_one]

The owners of those cars should be sterilized so they cannot reproduce.

[exelr8]

A guy i have known since I was a wee little fellow had a ford escort white with 18s and full body kit tezza's and egay headlights that were mounted upside down by another friend of ours(he would not let me install them) with a bumpin system that rattled like crazy. He totalled it and wihtout test driving or consulting me he bought a old toyota corolla the tiny round one i believe like a 95ish i believe. a week after this he calls me and comes to my house for me to put new front brake pads on it... 2 weeks later car is totaled ( 3 days before his paycheck he was planning on using to buy a body kit. He then asks me to help him find a car. I agree to on the terms that he takes my suggestions and advice and not just ask for it and not even consider it. He starts asking about my cm and i start explaining to him my love for the CM accord and he asks me to look for one for him I found him some thru a friend who is a dealer for around 6.5k automatic cm7 i take him to test drive a few before i take him to my dealer to look at te one he found at auction and he says yea i like it and i showed him pics of some of your guys beautiful cars and he acts as if he is more interested. about 2 weeks later i get a text message while on vacation saying dont be mad i bought a cavi....... I was livid. He called me earlier today after i had got off the phone with my cousin who was scheduling me to help him install a body kit for a mexican we riced out an eclipse for, and my friend asks me to install a body kit and headlights for him that he just ordered... i think ricers are born not made there is no changing them. I guess the saying is true... "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink"

[Jeff Likes Bagels]

Haha that's sad. My friend at school has an 08 Civic Si and is going to get just the mugen spoiler alone for his car... I tried to tell him that his car will look like shit without a drop or at least the front body kit. I loathe those mugen spoilers... When I told him it's like 6 feet tall and is ricey even though it's "factory", he told me "it's not that big..."

I never did understand why people want rear wing spoilers for a FWD car...

[05AccordV6]

Haha that's sad. My friend at school has an 08 Civic Si and is going to get just the mugen spoiler alone for his car... I tried to tell him that his car will look like shit without a drop or at least the front body kit. I loathe those mugen spoilers... When I told him it's like 6 feet tall and is ricey even though it's "factory", he told me "it's not that big..."

I never did understand why people want rear wing spoilers for a FWD car...

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