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« on: April 01, 2009, 11:39:29 PM »
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 11:40:49 PM »
LOL.
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:16:58 AM »
lmaoOooo
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 09:34:55 AM »
ive definitely spent hours on fmylife.com.  that shit is hilarious

"Today, for my 18th birthday my parents gave me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes.  It came free with the iPhone that they bought my little sister as a middle school graduation present.  FML."
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 09:39:17 AM »
lol
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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 10:22:11 AM »
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"

LOL! Hilarious. I wonder what he wanted to TIVO. Either way to choose whatever is on tv over sex makes me question his manhood.


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"Today, for my 18th birthday my parents gave me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came free with the iPhone that they bought my little sister as a middle school graduation present. FML."

That's fuckin hilarious as well. I'm gonna try to get on that site but I'm sure I'll be blocked.
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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 10:25:29 AM »
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"

LOL! Hilarious. I wonder what he wanted to TIVO. Either way to choose whatever is on tv over sex makes me question his manhood.

Makes me question how bad of a lay she must of been that he was thinking about TV.  :grin:
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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 10:31:55 AM »
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"

LOL! Hilarious. I wonder what he wanted to TIVO. Either way to choose whatever is on tv over sex makes me question his manhood.

Makes me question how bad of a lay she must of been that he was thinking about TV.  :grin:


Right! Maybe he was TIVO'in some porn! LOL!
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 11:33:10 AM »
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!"

LOL! Hilarious. I wonder what he wanted to TIVO. Either way to choose whatever is on tv over sex makes me question his manhood.

Makes me question how bad of a lay she must of been that he was thinking about TV.  :grin:


Right! Maybe he was TIVO'in some porn! LOL!


obviously it was old TIVO. couse now you can do it from your phone, or is it verizon dvr feature
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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »
its direct tv dvr, atleast i can do it from my phone, Im sure other companies have a version too
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

Today, my friend was saying how her 'nano' died. I quickly responded by saying "so? recharge it." Turns out she didn't say 'nano', she'd said 'nana'. FML
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 01:11:41 PM »
I could do this all day, they even have and iphone version...lol

Today, the girl I love and I went to visit my parents out of state for the first time. My father grinned and acknowledged that she was a "keeper", at which she laughed and said we were "just friends". I was going to propose to her next week. FML

so gross..
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 08:06:19 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 10:01:40 AM »
Wow Mischa. That's an old one you brought out. Still funny though.

Now here's my jab at the Navy. Er-ber-der!

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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 12:41:40 PM »
Ain't that a bitch!
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