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« Reply #285 on: October 03, 2010, 04:49:39 AM »
That would've been for "the other Mike." You're Big Mike remember?
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« Reply #286 on: October 03, 2010, 04:57:11 AM »
Yeah, I  remember, but I thought he was "Big Mike" as well
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« Reply #287 on: October 03, 2010, 07:49:45 AM »
Man this thread is funny as shit, glad I haven't been in here in awhile
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« Reply #288 on: October 03, 2010, 08:28:13 AM »
Quote from: CrackerTeg on September 29, 2010, 06:59:14 AM
As far as the sandbox, its sandy, moist and hot like your vagina.
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« Reply #289 on: October 03, 2010, 08:45:35 AM »
Took long enough for that to show up in here. I've said some other funny shit but none of it has made it in here. You fuckers are slipping.
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« Reply #290 on: October 03, 2010, 08:50:43 AM »
Quote from: CrackerTeg on September 30, 2010, 04:51:18 PM
Damn. I would've called him a sandy vagina aka Jeremy.
Another sandy vagina...
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« Reply #291 on: January 05, 2011, 07:55:29 PM »
Time to bump the funniest thread on ECM  Grin

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Just for the record I don't condone the use of drugs or fat prostitutes

Well aren't you just a saint.

To make sure the record is straight, he only said fat prostitutes.  He still loves fat chicks.

Quote from: gargantula99 on January 04, 2011, 11:14:36 PM
I read that sentence like 5 times, thinking WTF?

It's not you, it's him.  He's too fucked up from snorting blow of a fat chick's ass.  Since she's got a lot of cushion for the pushin', it's a big line.   Cheesy
Damn. I wish I was that fucked up.  Cool
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« Reply #292 on: January 06, 2011, 05:41:51 AM »
Its about time that shit made it in here!
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« Reply #293 on: January 10, 2011, 08:26:44 PM »
Quote from: status on January 10, 2011, 07:17:08 PM
mike that shows you know nothing of college football.  im also going to slap you in the face with my d

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« Reply #294 on: January 11, 2011, 04:02:42 PM »
Quote from: Mike on January 11, 2011, 03:28:16 PM
Do like $5 a head to keep it friendly.

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« Reply #295 on: September 07, 2011, 09:04:44 PM »
This one needs a bump... This quote has been isolated from a longer post but, I couldn't resist....

Quote from: accordguy04 on September 07, 2011, 12:58:18 PM
ill give it a tug when I have it up tonight.
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« Reply #296 on: September 07, 2011, 09:42:56 PM »
Good shit Mike.
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« Reply #297 on: September 07, 2011, 09:44:56 PM »
The newbies didn't even know about this one... One of our most fun threads of all time.
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« Reply #298 on: September 08, 2011, 06:55:24 AM »
This is true. I'd love to see what the newbies come up with.
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« Reply #299 on: September 09, 2011, 03:01:36 PM »
Quote from: slipkord on September 09, 2011, 02:58:27 PM
you're right I'll have to go to ask about pizza crap
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