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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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March 24, 2010, 09:47:43 PM »
Was talking to Bill on AIM:
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I almost fucked my car today.. It couldve been bad
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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Reply #256 on:
March 31, 2010, 10:33:46 AM »
Figured I would add some stuff to this.
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I'm ready to punch a Verizon employee in the face for their lack of support. The fucking manager at the store was trying to convince me to not come in to have the store transfer my contacts.
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just give up on the mobile device and go old school with smoke signals
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I know what he means but, it's Z so I have to fuck with him.
Yeah yeah fuckwad. Its all good. All this shit is getting stored for future use. Don't forget, I'm a tactical ninja now thatnks to the training I just got.
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I eat tactical ninjas for breakfast!
These are funny when read together
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The CX-7 pulled it off, IMHO. Looking at the side of the ZDX, it looks like the CX-7. I'm not a big fan of the sloping roof line but to each their own.
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speaking of motors...the cx-7 started blowing white smoke out the pipes today, but only briefly. Either 1, I didnt let it idle long enough before I shut down or 2, I hear mazda has turbo seal issues and oil leaks by and will probably need a new turbo. F U C K M E
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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Reply #257 on:
April 01, 2010, 09:08:52 AM »
Dude, you can't quote yourself for this thread. As for eating tactical ninjas, I'm a big boy dude. I might be too much for you to handle in just one sitting.
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Reply #258 on:
April 01, 2010, 10:06:45 AM »
I normally wouldn't but, it was in realation to a quote by you so IMO that changes the rules.
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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Reply #259 on:
April 01, 2010, 10:14:10 AM »
You've got a good point.
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Re: Funny ECM quotes
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April 09, 2010, 10:08:01 AM »
From a PM with Z (My text is not quoted) I worry about this guy.
cheer up fruitcake! If you continue to be miserable I'm going to slap you in the head and force you to drink lots of beer and tequila.
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Drinks yes Physical interaction no... Sort of worried about how you would interpret that.
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Damnit! Why make promises you won't keep?! Fucking cocktease.
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April 09, 2010, 10:22:24 AM »
You know, I had a feeling you'd put that shit in here. That's why I wrote what I did. The thread did need some new content.
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April 09, 2010, 10:24:47 AM »
How could I not it was a slam dunk!
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April 09, 2010, 10:28:00 AM »
That can be misinterpreted in SOOO many ways. Damn I've got a fucked up mind.
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May 05, 2010, 03:56:16 PM »
Time for a bump!
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Fuck grammar and fuck work and fuck women and fuck life and fuck comcast and fuck all yous...
Just wear a condom.
And that will be my new sig quote.
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hahah I'm famous!!
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May 14, 2010, 02:15:37 PM »
Can't let you get away with this one Mark
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HAHA SUCK IT JEREMY!!!
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May 15, 2010, 06:14:18 PM »
yeah, I was wondering why there was no rebuttle...he was probably too excited...
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May 16, 2010, 09:51:12 AM »
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yeah, I was wondering why there was no rebuttle...he was probably too excited...
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Wasn't excited at all...Disappointed more like it!
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May 16, 2010, 08:40:14 PM »
Yeah, disappointed cause you were wrong...
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