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« Reply #240 on: January 26, 2010, 11:25:44 AM »
I think you were speaking in code. We can take a vote if you would like?
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« Reply #241 on: January 26, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
Stop it you fucking asshats.
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« Reply #242 on: January 26, 2010, 12:01:11 PM »
I'm so glad it's not me this time. I'm laying low on the douchebaggery.
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« Reply #243 on: January 29, 2010, 08:27:30 AM »
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Oh my god, what the fuck. I am going to choke someone

Bump time beeeoches!!
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« Reply #244 on: January 29, 2010, 11:50:57 AM »
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You're tapped man.
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« Reply #245 on: February 01, 2010, 09:18:50 AM »
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No sir, you suck ass.


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Haha!  Nice...good times man, good times!


Don't shoot the messenger!
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« Reply #246 on: February 05, 2010, 09:40:12 AM »
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Well, if he was offended, that means he needs to grow a damn sack.
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« Reply #247 on: February 05, 2010, 10:15:21 AM »
You guys are slacking look at these….

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I think it's okay Tim but, you and I share the same situation.

What situation is that...being gay lovers, so it doesn't really count if you cheat on your long time girlfriends?

I think Mike is a homophobe actually, so the gay lover thing is out.

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What's up cockbarnacles?

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I just got c blocked by my office mate. She said her friend wanted to get ALOT of humping out of the way before she gets married in a month and my 'friend' told her that I was off limits lol [\quote]

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I wouldn't Marry her..."can't turn a whore into a housewife"
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« Reply #248 on: February 05, 2010, 10:28:15 AM »
Bored much Mike? Those are some good ones..
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« Reply #249 on: February 05, 2010, 10:53:42 AM »
It's Friday working is the last thing on mind.
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« Reply #250 on: February 13, 2010, 07:20:33 PM »
Wow. Its been over a week since this got bumped. I just want to say thanks to Tim for the sig quote.
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I can make farts and bleep noises with a computer.  That's a marketable skill.
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« Reply #251 on: February 14, 2010, 05:56:15 PM »
Another goodie:
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I just saw the video since it was blocked at my work or something.  Misha, I want to kick you in the nuts now.


ill get them out of my gf's purse tonight and you can kick them
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« Reply #252 on: February 17, 2010, 12:28:25 PM »
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HAHA....you'd really laugh if you knew what I was doing with that pic right now.  :wave:
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« Reply #253 on: February 17, 2010, 08:59:05 PM »
^^ HA!
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« Reply #254 on: February 27, 2010, 06:51:09 PM »
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The point was to show that ur a cocksucker
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