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January 15, 2010, 03:28:09 PM »
MOTHERFUCKER....I knew Tim was way to quiet about what I wrote...fuckerz...lol
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That's how I roll man.
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Eating gold is like the equivalent of wiping your butt with dollar bills. At some point, it's going to come in contact with my ass...just doing it in a more elegant way.
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You guys give me indigestion and sometimes the occasional diahrea.
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It's because I'm silent but deadly.
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Gotta watch out for those SBD's. lol
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Quote from: "slipkord"
You guys give me indigestion and sometimes the occasional diahrea.
I think Jeremy may be pregnant... If so, DIBS on the manager job. Ima whore his ass out to the news media
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'hey look...man-boobies'
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I saw a fugly picture and didn't want to read the words.
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Thanks for the quote Jeff.
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Hey Bill, I know of some pretty awesome remote control software that'll let me pull up porn on your computer remotely... I mean help fix it.
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No problem. I try.
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Yeah, I didn't even poop my pants, find skid marks, or fart. I still didn't see it, unless what I think it may be is just completely irrelevant to me.
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... Rolo = beast mode... If Rolo came running at me with an angry demeanor, I would probably proceed to shitting my pants and running like a little girl...
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Well, you are a big dude Rolo.
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Well, you are a big dude Rolo.
Thanks man I try & hit my weights... happy new year Tim... I've been extremely lost since my promotion & miss being on this forum....
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January 26, 2010, 11:06:35 AM »
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You are absolutely right Mike. The lugs from the Accord will work just fine with the TL wheels as they both have ball seats. I'd recommend OEM locks if you don't already have them so the seat is the same as opposed to aftermarket lugs.
I was talking about lug nuts but, something about Z saying Ball Seat is suspicious.
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You are absolutely right Mike. The
lugs
from the Accord will work just fine with the TL wheels as they both have ball seats. I'd recommend OEM locks if you don't already have them so the seat is the same as opposed to aftermarket
lugs
.
I was talking about lug nuts but, something about Z saying Ball Seat is suspicious.
I was also talking about lug nuts you fucker. See the text in red. Fuckwad. lol
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