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November 25, 2009, 08:24:00 PM »
I like this thread!
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Baaawwhahahah the boss approves!!
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November 25, 2009, 08:47:29 PM »
Posted by me...
Quote
i just got back to my desk from dinner lol the hardest part of my work day most of the time is deciding where to eat din din
I have said some damn funny things(or so I think) over the past year, damnit I need credit
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Well it is official, I will be travelling to VA at the end of next month, I got a reply to my email asking for the time off from work today!! I cant wait, I am just not looking forward to such a long drive just being timbre(my GPS) and myself... Long drives by yourself are boring. After a while, you run out of things to talk about
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Quote from: "exelr8"
Quote from: "exelr8"
Well it is official, I will be travelling to VA at the end of next month, I got a reply to my email asking for the time off from work today!! I cant wait, I am just not looking forward to such a long drive just being timbre(my GPS) and myself... Long drives by yourself are boring. After a while, you run out of things to talk about
As long as you are not answering yourself..........
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What good is talking to yourself if you do not answer?
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I like this thread!
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Baaawwhahahah the boss approves!!
There goes the neighborhood. Where's Mr. Rogers when you need him?
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via chatbox..
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its like telling Sonny Bono to not ski into a tree.
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Ha! I knew one of you fuckers would pick that up!
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Thread revival! Found this juicy little quote in the K series Check engine light thread:
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damn those little nipples, they will get you in the end!
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Quote from: "timot_one"
Quote from: "Paulius005"
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You really need to meet a nice girl man.
AWWWW HELL NAWH! :think:
Okay, let me rephrase that. You really need to meet a nice man.
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Quote from: "Blackhawk"
I wanna bump up the hardness too
haha
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LOL so who says im not getting any? Prego sex is the bomb. Oh and yes, you win....fucker!
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Woot! I got a quarter chub now.
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You did it with your eyes closed Misha?
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