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« on: August 14, 2009, 02:40:22 PM »
A fellow co-worker emailed this to me, hope you guys enjoy it like I did:

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.  

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4  
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..

And The Number 1 Thought:
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers, What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 02:46:08 PM »
lmao Arie, that's good!
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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 03:16:21 PM »
That's fucking awesome dude. I'm going to copy that and email it out
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 03:32:17 PM »
Thanks guys,

When I read this I was laughing so hard I started tearing.
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 03:50:50 PM »
Post #8 in the HOMO CM thread LOL....
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« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 05:43:49 PM »
that was hilarious! I couldnt have said it better myself haha
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« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 10:34:34 PM »
That's some funny stuff Arie.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2009, 02:35:50 AM »
lol good stuff
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2009, 08:31:15 AM »
I smell  a new signature quote in my future!
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2009, 02:07:39 PM »
the last one is the best one..you had me losing it arie..
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