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Ten Thoughts to Ponder
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A fellow co-worker emailed this to me, hope you guys enjoy it like I did:
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..
And The Number 1 Thought:
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers, What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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lmao Arie, that's good!
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August 14, 2009, 03:16:21 PM »
That's fucking awesome dude. I'm going to copy that and email it out
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Thanks guys,
When I read this I was laughing so hard I started tearing.
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Post #8 in the HOMO CM thread LOL....
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that was hilarious! I couldnt have said it better myself haha
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That's some funny stuff Arie.
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lol good stuff
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I smell a new signature quote in my future!
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the last one is the best one..you had me losing it arie..
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