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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2009, 08:44:11 PM »
From FML:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2009, 09:04:40 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA Don that is HILARIOUS!!
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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2009, 09:46:50 PM »
yur ass is grass homey ! hahaha

if you want a REAL good laugh go to this website... you'll be on it for like an hour laughing

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

these are actual text messages between people... seriously hilarious
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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2009, 12:02:31 AM »
another from FML:
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2009, 12:39:52 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2009, 01:52:25 PM »
lol you guys crack me up with your websites Smiley
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 10:54:44 AM »
I've spent most of my college career on websites like fmylife.com and collegehumor.com and I'm in the top 10% of my class.
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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 10:55:29 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2009, 09:56:41 AM »
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements.

Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What!" God exclaims. "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."

"Not a chance!" Satan replies. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?"






True story: My best friend's dad (back home) is the city judge. One day they had a case where a mother (African American woman) wanted to change the name on her daughter's birth certificate, as it had been spelled incorrectly the day she was born. Apparently she was trying to be clever and give her daughter some "African-sounding" name and decided to name her daughter "Shihead". Well let's just say Hooked on Phonics didn't work for her because she spelled it "SHITHEAD"...


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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2009, 10:36:07 AM »
lol misha. good jokes, ive heard of the lawyer and satan one but not the daughters name. damn people come up with some weird names thatll haunt their kids for a good time aha.
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« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2009, 11:50:05 AM »
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I've spent most of my college career on websites like fmylife.com and collegehumor.com and I'm in the top 10% of my class.

i was a freshman in college when collegehumor.com was first launched and it was the lifeblood at my school.
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« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2009, 03:41:28 PM »
As I recall somebody named their kids Micky and Minnie...now THAT's torture...
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2009, 04:05:40 PM »
**got this text from my sister this morning

CNN just reported that Kermit the Frog died today from swine flu because he finally ate Miss Piggy's pussy. RIP Kermit.
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« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 05:46:21 PM »
HAHA ^^^ Don that is great
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« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2009, 11:46:35 AM »
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