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« Reply #3885 on: March 05, 2010, 07:45:43 AM »

haha Z, I dont think that would go over to well... Good Morning. Whats Up? I am glad it is Friday!!
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« Reply #3886 on: March 05, 2010, 07:48:28 AM »

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My boy  Z never fails!!! If she’s your girl you shouldn't even have to ask... Just my opinion. If she was my girl and stuck on being asked I would ask her sister or best friend just to piss her off. But, I'm just old and bitter.

That's true, but it's sort of nice to do it LOL.

Last year, I did it just joking at Central Park by this huge fountain. I just said I'm going to prom with "xxxxxx" (some girl she hated) and she said "Oh no your aren't!" and proceded to try to give me the look of death. so then I just said, "Will you come with me then?"

Bam!

To be honest, I should of done what Z said. Now THAT'S creative!
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« Reply #3887 on: March 05, 2010, 09:07:54 AM »

I have to go out with the women and her friends tonight Sad
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« Reply #3888 on: March 05, 2010, 09:42:49 AM »

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Nah, we got alot of rain. There was snow maybe 3hrs north of us. I can't wait for spring to get here though. I'm going to till up my yard and put in st augistine grass whenever it warms up a little more.

Why dont you plant a garden instead.  A small garden with tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, beans, lettuces, and some melons can conservatively save about $1000 a year in produce costs alone, not to mention the fact that you would know where it is coming from, and who's hands have been on them.


Or you could spend all your time working on a garden and a woodchuck comes and eats all you crops at night! FUCK YOU Wooooooooooooooodchuck!!!

Holy Shit!  hahahaha!  OMG that's the funniest thing I have ever read, I totally wasn't expecting that!

Oh, and BTW the remedy for that is...wait for it...WOLF URINE!  Nothing will come around and eat any of your shit!



my mom plants in back of our backyard. in summer we have: potatos. tomatos, different kinds of letuce, strawberries, raspberries, peper and cucumbers. nice to go out and grab it and you know there is no perservatives on it or other crap
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« Reply #3889 on: March 05, 2010, 06:39:41 PM »

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My boy  Z never fails!!! If she’s your girl you shouldn't even have to ask... Just my opinion. If she was my girl and stuck on being asked I would ask her sister or best friend just to piss her off. But, I'm just old and bitter.
Damn right I never fail. I also like Mike's idea. Maybe I'm just an asshole as well as being old and bitter. I'm not a fan of playing those stupid ass games women like playing.
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haha Z, I dont think that would go over to well...
Who gives a shit? If it doesn't go over well with that chick, another will admire your bravado and go. Its a win win.
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To be honest, I should of done what Z said. Now THAT'S creative!
See my reply to Bill.
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« Reply #3890 on: March 05, 2010, 06:46:05 PM »

My wife said a 3rd scenario would be a slap in the face Z...
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« Reply #3891 on: March 05, 2010, 06:50:43 PM »

Which one? Whipping out your cock? Like I said, some other chick would see the bravado and admire it. besides, we're talking about high school and not adult women. That's a whole other ball game. And no, I don't go around showing my genitals to high school chicks to pick them up.
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« Reply #3892 on: March 05, 2010, 06:51:48 PM »

If any of you fucks whipped it out, the chick would laugh and walk away...
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« Reply #3893 on: March 05, 2010, 08:46:56 PM »

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If any of you fucks whipped it out, the chick would laugh and walk away...
Or like my bro you go to jail. Luckly just got drunk in public charge
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« Reply #3894 on: March 06, 2010, 01:11:24 AM »

Speaking of drunk... I'm fucking Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamerd!
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« Reply #3895 on: March 06, 2010, 08:23:03 AM »

Drunken post ftmfw!! Glad it wasn't me lol
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« Reply #3896 on: March 06, 2010, 11:26:11 AM »

LOL I had a rough night. Going out with the womens friends is not safe...
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« Reply #3897 on: March 06, 2010, 11:35:34 AM »

It never is dude. That's why I don't do it. Anyway, what's up cock munchers?
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« Reply #3898 on: March 06, 2010, 12:39:03 PM »

Not much... Anyone surprised that Z made another cock reference?
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« Reply #3899 on: March 06, 2010, 12:59:40 PM »

I'm not...I was expecting it actually.
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