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« on: March 12, 2010, 10:05:43 AM »
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied,

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No more blow jobs for her! So she bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ...

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may ever need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook..........you're gone.'
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 01:57:11 PM »
i literally laughed out loud at that one
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 03:20:48 PM »
Hahahaha.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 03:30:48 PM »
BaaaHaaa!!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 05:00:55 PM »
Now thats funny!
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 06:06:52 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 08:20:16 PM »
LMAO...
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 09:26:02 PM »
hahaha good joke!
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 09:48:53 PM »
My wife just read this and said it wasn't funny...All while I'm laughing my ass off!
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 10:01:54 PM »
You weren't supposed to show her! Can't you read the title? No wonder you wear helmets with chin straps.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 10:04:37 PM »
She peeked over my shoulder while she was jerking me off...I couldnt stop her.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 11:01:02 PM »
She wasn't giving you head though.  Time to get a bullfrog.
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 11:57:16 PM »
wow, thats good!
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2010, 01:57:57 PM »
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She peeked over my shoulder while she was jerking me off...I couldnt stop her.

You look at car forums while getting off?
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I guess he has money to burn.  I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs.  Fucking amateurs.   :Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2010, 10:27:52 PM »
You don't?
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