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« on: December 14, 2009, 11:23:41 AM »
Found this on Powerstroke.org and thought you guys need to see this as well...


How To Make Love:

Ingredients:

* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 11:27:10 AM »
LMAO!!! Thats funny as shit!
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 12:46:50 PM »
Quote from: "exelr8"
Found this on Powerstroke.org and thought you guys need to see this as well...


How To Make Love:

Ingredients:

* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


OMG I nearly fell out of my chair at work (I am a teacher, thank god for lunch breaks) while reading this. Thanks I needed that.......
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2009, 12:49:57 PM »
Well, if she approves, we can consider this safe. Like was already said, all I could do was tear at how much I was laughing at this.
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2009, 12:54:41 PM »
It is rather commical.
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2009, 01:43:02 PM »
lol listen to mike, 'it is rather commical'..I can see him doing that with a brittish accent.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2009, 07:19:50 PM »
HAHA Glad I could be of assistance
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2009, 07:26:36 PM »
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Found this on Powerstroke.org

Your cheating on us Mike? :sad:

That is pretty funny.
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2009, 08:19:55 PM »
Lol ECM Is family I would gladly drive anywhere with my car trailer to tow any of yall... Powerstroke.org is now where I get my info from since You guys dont realyl know anything about the mods I want(just like I dont know shit about them either haha)... I Just know I wan Go fassss!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2009, 11:13:45 PM »
Holy fuck that was fucking some funny shit.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 08:28:06 AM »
ROFL. lol
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2010, 04:50:02 PM »
awesome, where was I last year when this was posted
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2010, 04:52:54 PM »
That's a good question. Where were you? lol
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2010, 10:02:15 PM »
haha that's great!
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