Road Rage 101: How To Piss Off Other Drivers

[AV6NHBP6SPD]

its fun to do it for ppl who ride your ass. slow down to about 40-50. then when they about to pass, downshift into 3rd and floor it. i hate when trucks do it. today in morning one of those dump trucks was riding this guys ass and riding i mean 3-4ft max, asshole

[Philly Steve]

there have been just a few times where someone was such an asshole and was riding so close to my ass that i turned the reverse lights on and slammed the brake for an instant to make it look like I had accidentally shifted into reverse, only to simultaneously downshift into 3rd and take off just as they're about to rear end me. i don't recommend it as it takes a lot of practice fucking with people as tim said, but it's great to use on the people who just won't go around and insist on driving so close that all you see is their windshield in your rear view.

also, now that i think back, I am definitely guilty of #6. One time some dick in a Ridgeline towing a 25+ foot boat was riding my ass while doing 5 over the speed limit in the fast lane with a completely open road. I did the trick above to him, and he proceeded to pass me, flip me off, and then try to cut me off, forgetting that he was towing a big ass boat.  Of course instead of slamming my brakes, I just merged into the grass median to avoid colliding with the boat, and then passed him in the grass with him doing at least 80. I didn't stop accelerating until I couldn't see him anymore. I think at that point he was convinced I was insane and it was life threatening to try to fuck with me.

[AV6NHBP6SPD]

not too hard to wire up your reverse lights to a switch

[Philly Steve]

not too hard to wire up your reverse lights to a switch

Never said it was, but fortunately not many average drivers know that.

[skizot]

At a stop light, slowly start creeping forward when the driver next to you is not paying attention so he thinks the light turned green. I swear I have never done that as it is completely fucked up, but I do know people who have.

[Blackhawk]

At a stop light, slowly start creeping forward when the driver next to you is not paying attention so he thinks the light turned green. I swear I have never done that as it is completely fucked up, but I do know people who have.

Very easy way to get rear ended if the person behind you is not paying attention either.

[05AccordV6]

At a stop light, slowly start creeping forward when the driver next to you is not paying attention so he thinks the light turned green. I swear I have never done that as it is completely fucked up, but I do know people who have.

Very easy way to get rear ended if the person behind you is not paying attention either.

Also a good way to get the 06-07 rear end conversion if thats what yoyur looking to do.

[dizzle]

one thing me and my friends do if theres a douche bag messing with us is box him in, preferably the douche in the left lane. need about 4-5 cars to use this effectively. its quite funny for a bit, hilarious if you make them miss their exit and take them to the next town lol.

[AV6NHBP6SPD]

hilarious if you make them miss their exit and take them to the next town lol.

that would be funny. specialy on toll road where next exit is 10 miles away

[dizzle]

lol i never thought about going that far misha. that would be hilarious to take them to a toll.