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Re: Post up your car jokes!
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May 20, 2009, 12:25:27 PM »
Quote from: "Rustywaffle"
Chevrolet= Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
Yeah, First to Break
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Quote from: timot_one on November 17, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
I guess he has money to burn. I'd rather waste my money on parts that actually make my car faster, hookers, and drugs. Fucking amateurs. :
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My good friend picked me up the other morning as usual to go to work, as he pulled up I was shocked to see him dressed the way he was,
I asked him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" brah?, he replied," Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
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