Title: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: Skippy on May 07, 2009, 02:42:23 PM
Just thought you guys might have a couple of good car related jokes up your sleeves.
Post them up and lets see how many people quote them!!
I'll go first: (I'm cheating because these are sayings that I came up with)
Never sell your supercharger in favor of being with a woman...the supercharger only whines when you're in the car, and the whining stops as soon as you get home.
Yet another good set of reasons why superchargers are better than women...you don't need to piss a supercharger off to get it to whine...and you don't have to buy it flowers or dinner to get it to start blowing.
For ladies (to a turbocharged vehicle): I'm pretty sure the compressor housing on what dries my hair is bigger than that thing...
Post them up and lets see how many people quote them!!
I'll go first: (I'm cheating because these are sayings that I came up with)
Never sell your supercharger in favor of being with a woman...the supercharger only whines when you're in the car, and the whining stops as soon as you get home.
Yet another good set of reasons why superchargers are better than women...you don't need to piss a supercharger off to get it to whine...and you don't have to buy it flowers or dinner to get it to start blowing.
For ladies (to a turbocharged vehicle): I'm pretty sure the compressor housing on what dries my hair is bigger than that thing...
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: timot_one on May 07, 2009, 05:55:36 PM
More SC ones please!!
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: BliNx197 on May 09, 2009, 09:17:33 AM
whats the difference between a porcipine and a BMW? On a Porcipine the pricks are on the outside
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Post by: K24_Tink on May 13, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
lmao ^^^ good 1
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: Accord Euro-R on May 13, 2009, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: "Skippy"
For ladies (to a turbocharged vehicle): I'm pretty sure the compressor housing on what dries my hair is bigger than that thing...
Must be talking about a 2nd gen DSM turbo :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: NVA-AV6 on May 13, 2009, 09:09:04 PM
FORD-
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Jagure owns always buy two, one to drive while the other is in the shop being fixed.
I know, old, but then again so am I........
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Jagure owns always buy two, one to drive while the other is in the shop being fixed.
I know, old, but then again so am I........
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: exelr8 on May 13, 2009, 09:09:12 PM
or a 1st Gen mazda turbo haha
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: 05AccordV6 on May 19, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
FORD
Fucked On Race Day
Fucked On Race Day
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: NVA-AV6 on May 19, 2009, 09:27:46 PM
^Damit, I knew I was forgetting one......
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: 05AccordV6 on May 19, 2009, 10:44:15 PM
HAHA, its one of the best too...
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: Rustywaffle on May 19, 2009, 11:14:55 PM
Chevrolet= Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: InFuMoUs on May 19, 2009, 11:24:25 PM
BMW = Break My Wallet
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Post by: CrackerTeg on May 20, 2009, 08:25:52 AM
Pontiac= Poor Old N**** Thinks Its A Cadillac.
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: v6sicksspeed on May 20, 2009, 10:12:40 AM
Quote from: "BliNx197"
whats the difference between a porcipine and a BMW? On a Porcipine the pricks are on the outside
haha, yea ive heard one similar
whats the difference between a H2 and an elephant? The asshole is on the outside of an elephant.
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: 05AccordV6 on May 20, 2009, 11:10:44 AM
Quote from: "CrackerTeg"
Pontiac= Poor Old N**** Thinks Its A Cadillac.
LOL I love that oneTitle: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: wtcii on May 20, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: "Rustywaffle"
Chevrolet= Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
I love ford, I had a ford, and am getting another one.. so
ford=first on race day
Yeah, First to Break
Title: Re: Post up your car jokes!
Post by: Latin2nr on May 20, 2009, 03:04:44 PM
My good friend picked me up the other morning as usual to go to work, as he pulled up I was shocked to see him dressed the way he was,
I asked him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" brah?, he replied," Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
I asked him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" brah?, he replied," Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."