Title: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: ROLO on May 06, 2009, 10:39:12 AM
http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)
EU quarantines London in flu panic
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.
In Mexico, the epicentre of the outbreak, President Felipe Calderon urged people to stay at home over the next five days.
CONFIRMED CASES
Mexico: 168 suspected deaths - eight confirmed - 12 zombies
US: one death, at least 91 confirmed cases
New Zealand: 13 confirmed cases
Canada: 19 confirmed cases
UK: 5 confirmed cases
Spain: 10 confirmed cases
Germany: 3 confirmed cases
Israel, Costa Rica: 2 confirmed cases each
The Netherland, Switzerland, Austria, Peru: 1 confirmed case each
Mapping the outbreak
Mexican economy squeezed by flu
Mexico: First swine flu cases
Africa awaits two swine flu tests
There are many cases elsewhere - including the US, Canada, Latin America, Europe, Israel, and New Zealand.
BBC health correspondent Mark McGrith says the raising of the WHO alert on Wednesday suggests a global epidemic, or pandemic, is imminent.
In the latest developments:
The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
Ghana has become the latest country to ban pork imports as a precaution against swine flu, though no cases have been found in the West African country
China's health minister says that the country's scientists have developed a "sensitive and fast" test for spotting swine flu in conjunction with US scientists and the WHO. The country has recorded no incidence of the flu yet. There methods, however, have been uneffective in spotting the H1Z1 strain.
At the meeting of health ministers in Luxembourg, a French proposal for a continent-wide travel advisory for Mexico will be discussed.
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.
Q&A: What is swine flu?
Swine flu: How serious a threat?
Can masks help spread?
The quest for a swine flu vaccine
It is unclear whether the EU executive has the power to impose a travel ban.
Several countries have restricted travel to Mexico and many tour operators have cancelled holidays.
Other members are resisting calls to implement travel bans or close borders, on the grounds - backed by the WHO - that there is little evidence of their efficacy.
The EU ministers will also try to agree on how to refer to the new virus.
The European Commission has been calling it "novel flu", replacing the word "swine" to avoid prompting a fall in demand for pork and bacon.
On Wednesday, Egypt began a mass slaughter of its pigs - even though the WHO says the virus was now being transmitted from human to human.
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EU quarantines London in flu panic
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.
Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.
After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.
In Mexico, the epicentre of the outbreak, President Felipe Calderon urged people to stay at home over the next five days.
CONFIRMED CASES
Mexico: 168 suspected deaths - eight confirmed - 12 zombies
US: one death, at least 91 confirmed cases
New Zealand: 13 confirmed cases
Canada: 19 confirmed cases
UK: 5 confirmed cases
Spain: 10 confirmed cases
Germany: 3 confirmed cases
Israel, Costa Rica: 2 confirmed cases each
The Netherland, Switzerland, Austria, Peru: 1 confirmed case each
Mapping the outbreak
Mexican economy squeezed by flu
Mexico: First swine flu cases
Africa awaits two swine flu tests
There are many cases elsewhere - including the US, Canada, Latin America, Europe, Israel, and New Zealand.
BBC health correspondent Mark McGrith says the raising of the WHO alert on Wednesday suggests a global epidemic, or pandemic, is imminent.
In the latest developments:
The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.
Ghana has become the latest country to ban pork imports as a precaution against swine flu, though no cases have been found in the West African country
China's health minister says that the country's scientists have developed a "sensitive and fast" test for spotting swine flu in conjunction with US scientists and the WHO. The country has recorded no incidence of the flu yet. There methods, however, have been uneffective in spotting the H1Z1 strain.
At the meeting of health ministers in Luxembourg, a French proposal for a continent-wide travel advisory for Mexico will be discussed.
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.
Q&A: What is swine flu?
Swine flu: How serious a threat?
Can masks help spread?
The quest for a swine flu vaccine
It is unclear whether the EU executive has the power to impose a travel ban.
Several countries have restricted travel to Mexico and many tour operators have cancelled holidays.
Other members are resisting calls to implement travel bans or close borders, on the grounds - backed by the WHO - that there is little evidence of their efficacy.
The EU ministers will also try to agree on how to refer to the new virus.
The European Commission has been calling it "novel flu", replacing the word "swine" to avoid prompting a fall in demand for pork and bacon.
On Wednesday, Egypt began a mass slaughter of its pigs - even though the WHO says the virus was now being transmitted from human to human.
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Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: unclejud49348 on May 06, 2009, 10:44:40 AM
Zombie flu? I think this "swine flu" thing is getting out of hand. Interesting story though.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: cna on May 06, 2009, 11:50:32 AM
This is raccoon city all over again
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: stirfriedferret on May 06, 2009, 11:57:35 AM
Zombies?!
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: CrackerTeg on May 06, 2009, 12:05:38 PM
There's no way in hell that "article" is real. Zombies? Seriously? C'mon.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: exelr8 on May 06, 2009, 01:08:17 PM
I will have to agree this swine flu ordeal is getting out of hand the hospital in our district has a patient with swine flu and one of my coworkers said he is not even going to go in the area of the hospital for fear of catching it. REDICULOUS!
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Blackhawk on May 06, 2009, 03:53:48 PM
Seriously...
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: v6sicksspeed on May 06, 2009, 03:55:04 PM
Quote from: "ROLO"
[url]http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm[/url]
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO
Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue
If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice
If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection
If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.
this is definitely my favorite line. i know personally ill be sitting in the dark in my apartment strapped to the teeth until this whole ordeal is over.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: InFuMoUs on May 06, 2009, 04:25:51 PM
Resident evil time...pistol - check...shottie - check...ammo - check...green, red, yellow herbs - check...flash grenades - check...I'm good to go 
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Knocturnal84 on May 06, 2009, 06:01:06 PM
^HAHAHAHHAHA
wow now i know where those damn guys got that idea for the movie hahahah no wonder the outbreaks in the movies seem to happen in europe most of the time
nice write up ROLO
wow now i know where those damn guys got that idea for the movie hahahah no wonder the outbreaks in the movies seem to happen in europe most of the time
nice write up ROLO
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Paulius005 on May 06, 2009, 09:50:03 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Latin2nr on May 06, 2009, 10:02:17 PM
Now I've seen everything, you gotta be fuckin' kidding me, you can't make this shit up...LMFAO!!!
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Anthony212 on May 06, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: "InFuMoUs"
Resident evil time...pistol - check...shottie - check...ammo - check...green, red, yellow herbs - check...flash grenades - check...I'm good to go
lmao i was thinking the same thing
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: wtcii on May 06, 2009, 10:54:52 PM
The whole swine flu thing is stupid. So far is has killed two people in the United States. Look at how many people the good ole flu kills every year. People just need something to talk about. Nothing is in MS yet... so i havent had any personal experiences with it, i just see it on the news every morning. I have heard that if someone within your school district gets it and it is confirmed, school is shut down. So dumb!
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Anthony212 on May 06, 2009, 10:59:16 PM
ehh i don't think its that serious....people are being confirmed as being infected in the US, but its mild.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: 05AccordV6 on May 07, 2009, 01:35:10 AM
The flu season is over now anyways, the only worry should be if it bounces back next year, it may mutate or become much stronger what can you do, it's a virus, they come and go, every year it's something new
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Anonymous on May 07, 2009, 06:56:05 AM
Quote from: "InFuMoUs"
Resident evil time...pistol - check...shottie - check...ammo - check...green, red, yellow herbs - check...flash grenades - check...I'm good to go
lol +2.
I'd be more than ready for a zombie apocalypse. I know JT would have a lot more fun with this rather than going to the range.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Latin2nr on May 07, 2009, 07:54:20 AM
Quote from: "05AccordV6"
The flu season is over now anyways, the only worry should be if it bounces back next year, it may mutate or become much stronger what can you do, it's a virus, they come and go, every year it's something new
Or maybe it'll mutate into something we can't control and transform itself into one of those fuckers from war of the worlds and suck our fuckin' blood and cause havok and die anyway cause it contracted the original H1S1 or whatever they're calling it nowadays.......LOL.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: wtcii on May 07, 2009, 08:01:45 AM
Quote from: "Latin2nr"
Quote from: "05AccordV6"
The flu season is over now anyways, the only worry should be if it bounces back next year, it may mutate or become much stronger what can you do, it's a virus, they come and go, every year it's something new
Or maybe it'll mutate into something we can't control and transform itself into one of those fuckers from war of the worlds and suck our fuckin' blood and cause havok and die anyway cause it contracted the original H1S1 or whatever they're calling it nowadays.......LOL.
Or maybe it is a government conspiracy and it will never go away.
j/k
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Knocturnal84 on May 07, 2009, 08:16:16 AM
Quote from: "Ryann84425"
Quote from: "InFuMoUs"
Resident evil time...pistol - check...shottie - check...ammo - check...green, red, yellow herbs - check...flash grenades - check...I'm good to go
lol +2.
I'd be more than ready for a zombie apocalypse. I know JT would have a lot more fun with this rather than going to the range.
Dont forget Skippy.... i can see them both sitting on lawn chairs with a cooler of beers next to them while they take aim at on coming zombies
its like you need to have a gun to be apart of the FLCM Squad hahahaha
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Post by: AV6NHBP6SPD on May 07, 2009, 08:54:09 AM
somebody watched 28 days later way too many times
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Post by: exelr8 on May 07, 2009, 11:28:19 AM
Yeah, I think it is a media sickness put in place by the government to spread fear into the hearts of every american citizen. This is used to cover our eyes from things such as huge spending errors or military mistakes
Nice sig Misha
Nice sig Misha
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: v6sicksspeed on May 07, 2009, 11:34:00 AM
we're not taking any chances - one of my co-workers got back from mexico this morning so this is what we did to his design station while he was away. yes, that is a chem-suit and yes we were wearing gas masks when he came in the office this morning ;)
my fav is the bio-pig logo
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/v6sicksspeed/0505.jpg)
my fav is the bio-pig logo
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/v6sicksspeed/0505.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: stirfriedferret on May 07, 2009, 11:40:16 AM
LMAO.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: InFuMoUs on May 07, 2009, 04:12:14 PM
ROFL bio pig logo FTW
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Latin2nr on May 07, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: "v6sicksspeed"
my fav is the bio-pig logo
That's outrageous Justin, hope he hasn't gone postal or something. LMFAO.
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: BliNx197 on May 07, 2009, 09:19:28 PM
F#$king Umbrella Corp!
Title: Re: Zombies ??? Prepare yourself.
Post by: Skippy on May 08, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
Nice prank boys. Dude seriously when the zombies show up....JT, Chris, and I will indeed be manning the lawn chairs...