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Ok so i am bored and i have seen this car 7 times today and really wanted to share with you guys. Then i realized there are cars like this one everywhere and people have to see them too. Post the funniest vehicle you can remember seeing. I will start

Here goes.

Today i was driving thru downtown while i am at work and and I have seen this vehicle like 7 times today it makes me laugh so hard. There is a 99-00 Ford Mustang(can tell because of factory wing) that has "GT-R' emblems. That is just the beginning, it also has ricey/"ghetto" rims, cf tail lights, cf headlights, 350z knock off exhaust, and faded tint windows, AND Stickers everywhere!! HAHAHAHA i wish i could justify taking a picture without getting complained on for all to see.

Hm... you are describing the typical Mustang driven by 16-19 year olds that believe that the mustang is indeed an Import. At least that one didn't have the Japanese/Chinese letters on the windshield ... like 90% of American cars around campus here. This one ... is something else:
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There's a 99ish Audi A4 or A6 around here that has a hood scoop, BMW Z3 fender fins, halo head lights, altezza tail lights, a bunch of stickers, and some ghetto ass rims.  I've been meaning to take pictures of it so I can share it with friends to make fun of.

Please tell me that a joke, and someone is not really driving around like that lol.....lmao

This video is always a classic.

Mustang GT-R (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0)

nice vid tim, have y'all seen jonny ricer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lCBTNvjhQ&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lCBTNvjhQ&NR=1)

HAHA I love that vid tim if anyone likes to domestic bash search on streetfire for ricekiller

lol love that vid Tim. i like how when that guy got asked a question, hes like "ahhhh uhmmmm.... it came with it"

LOL here is another one I hope isn't real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPYdFM8 ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igPYdFM8Jjw&feature=related)

lol that was pretty funny. brown turbo and coolant giving some boost.

lol "very tall engine cooling." gotta love that shit

haha she has the blue coolant she does not have as much boost

VTEC Cobra


Very Tell Engine Coolant; You have to be kidding me!!!!

Haha i love dumb mustang owners... here you guys go i found this on a jeep forum back when i had my XJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ha2xEz5fQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ha2xEz5fQ)

HAHAHAHAHA
X's are cooler

Im glad Mikes video was fake. It was still funny as hell though.

This sums up a lot....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKVf9mp4 ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKVf9mp4sa4&feature=related)

For more pictures of this beauty click on the link.

http://www.my350z.com/forum/2003-2008-n ... z-1-a.html (http://www.my350z.com/forum/2003-2008-nissan-350z/365884-breathtaking-350z-1-a.html)

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I was driving the other day through my buddies neighborhood and saw a BMW 7 series, probably late 90's model that had the Pep Boys special edition carbon fiber port holes on the fenders. LOL!!! It was a damn shame and random because the rest of the car looked clean but then at the last minute I saw those bad boys and couldn't contain my laughter.

HAHA the jeep itself was not fake tho the guy actually did drive it around like that for a while he lives somewhere in TN. I have posted that video on myspace and a few other places before hahaha never gets old


HAHAHA Derrick, whats wrong with the CF fender port holes? I was thinking about getting 2 sets for the accord... AHAHAHAHAHA JK

Milan, People with vehicles like that make me seriously wish natural selection occurred more often... Curb finders, seriously? and lets hope the side exhaust is functional with a gas re-routing kit to make it shoot flames haha

There was a kid in my MECP class that was obsessed with having strobes and police lights and shit.  He had a Cavalier with a primer fenders with the Z3 fenders, the rear bumper of his body kit was white, the front bumper of his body kit was sea green, he had carbon fiber led mirrors, 4 fog lights, LED strobes on his rear bumper, and 10 million K HID kit.  He also had absolutely no interior panels at all, and everything was all ghetto wired up.  It was atricious.  I wonder if I still have any pictures of his car.

Sounds like a fire waiting to happen

ok i was at the homestead flea market like 1 month ago and i saw an 1990 jetta. . . this jetta was the ugliest car i have ever seen!!!  it had the fake ass filter thingies on the side,fake ass spinners from advance auto parts, those ugly ass flame stickers on the doors and worst of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can u believe they wrote (with paint & a paintbrush) on the hood "Jeta"!!!!!!!
not 2 t's but 1 t!!!!!!!! " lmao!!!! i wish i had my camera!!! but i learned now to carry my camera with me at all times!

AHAHAHAH Tim and Tink those are great now a lot of people here who build VW's will take the "a" off of Jetta to make them sound fast lol

here is my share at this Rice eddition..i saw this today driving on the highway.

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I'm going to start leaving a point and shoot in my car now just for this thread

HAHA i am glad this thread sparked so much humorous interest lol...i need to start leaving my camera in my car

That's a damn good idea Mike.  I'm gonna do the same thing since my phone isn't as reliable.

The camera on my phone is great but, it take almost a minute to open!!!

Agreed, camera phones take too much time to actually be able to take a photo

Don't be hating on the MK2 golf lol

that golf has inspired me to make me a cardboard hfp front lip hahaha jk

bahahahaha... wow one of the most hilarious/depressing threads ever... I don't understand what possesses these people to spend money in that type of manner...

As a previous MkII 16v GTi owner, I'd hate on that ugly fucking thing all day long.

^^^ i second that even though i only owned one for 2 days and did not drive it once haha

here is one around me
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I did not know that Lincoln Made a Rally Sport edition... At least he is Patriotic

he's a little..... uh... spirited?

I guess i should start now so i can have my moms town car dressed up like that by the 4th of july HAHA. That must take a lot of hard work and determination

I guess i should start now so i can have my moms town car dressed up like that by the 4th of july HAHA. That must take a lot of hard work and determination

part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U)

part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlYlLaxV38 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlYlLaxV38)

**even though those guys are clownin on that Z, i think they need to go back to school. last i heard, a lot of cars on the road weigh a ton  

Dude!  What the fuck Misha?  I would find that person and punch them in the face.

HAHAHAHA Dude my supercharger is tuned?

Reminds me of something

Ahh I know!

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Come on the Ghost Buster's car was purpose built!!! And check out those white walls!!!

are you serious with those curb feelers???  bwahahhahaha

I don't have the time or storage space to document the amount of poorly modified vehicles in my area.

Today I saw some 7.5gen Civic that had every possible chrome accent that you could find. His head turned as I drove by. Maybe he saw the light? Or maybe he was thinking "pfft...where's that guy's fender vents?"

^hahahah Yea Ive got one of those guys are my Gym actually,.. Its a 2.0 sentra with about 30% of the body panels covered in chrome and all of the window sills and even the hubbies are chrome,... STRAIGHT GANGSTA! Id shit on the guy constantly but hes good people and dont know any better,.. and plus he Snatch and Presses around 275 for shits and giggles,.. Big man! Tiny car!

BTW Great pic Misha. You know you've got 'mad down-force yo' when you need fender vents on your spoiler, which is taller than the car.

nah, imagine how cool brake must run with all that ventilation

Yesterday evening while drive home on I95 North, I see this Mitsubishi that looked as if it was ready for take off.
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Don’t these thing come with a factory spoiler?   Why add that thing onto it?

LOL Piero, that Eclipse is the textbook definition of rice!

I just wished I was able to take pictures of the front end... You all would have died rolling on the floor!!!

LMAOooo Steve...

Because he has more money than sense... AHAHAHAHAHA If I ever drive something like that. Please fella's there is a rope in my garage and plenty of trees beside my house... Do me a favor... please hang me until my feet quit kickin

i saw this one today.. my next mod for sure....

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HAHA Reminds me of the flower-cutout tail light covers people put on their VW Beetles, or the Ram-cutout ones on Dodge trucks. haha

I saw these two yesterday.... I love the bigger rims on the back of the integra.....  Both had fart cans too...

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That's a classic one, havent seen that in years.  When I first moved to VA I saw this older Toyota riding down the highway with something like those however this guy was  DIY'er.  He actually used duct tape and did the cut outs himself and no he didnt paint the tape to make it look remotely real, just left it grey. LOL!!!!!

wow poor 350z

I'm glad you took my suggestion and changed the name of the thread it fits soooo much bettter!

Heres another 350z ricer out on youtube "supercharged" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibG7N-CGa3U)

Yeah, That was a good call Mike...

yeah they go all out here in miami, them cubans have taken over..no offence

simpmply stunning: http://www.beaterz.com (http://www.beaterz.com)

Lol I haven't looked at that web site in 10 years.

Yes we have taken over, but it's not the Cubans doing that shit. I could say the nationalities that are guilty of it, but I'd piss off quite a few people.

this thing is moderate compared to some of the ricers i see around here. i'm going to start taking pictures of some to showcase the Melbourne area monstrosities.

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kinda hard to see but it has a big Fast&Furious park bench on it and your classic primer paint.

I saw a riced out civic today and i couldn't help but laugh. This thing had a ridiculous body kit, a giant spoiler, and was painted some sort of bright orange. I tried to snap a pic with my phone in my rearview mirror but it didn't quite work out. I'll deffinitely put a point and shoot in my car now though

warning what you about to see is gonna hurt heres a rice out accord thats gonna beat any other out there got it from driveaccord.net

HERE (http://www.driveaccord.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28951)

Dammm!!!!  Poor Gen8...  I'm going save that image so I could show Ralph & Antonio, the guys with 8th gens in our group so they know when to stop adding shit to their cars...


Back on topic; this picture will bring the rice home to us 7th gen owners!!!!
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He may be a member on g7a.  I hope he is no where near ECM.

OMFG... and it had to be my color to right, lolzzz. How so people treat their ride, ayyee!

^^ that wing makes the car look like a shopping cart..

LOL you're right, it does!!!

shoulda traded that wing for some lowering suspesion and it wouldve looked decent.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the second car is a Prelude, based on the factory wheels and the body shape.

Also the factory fronts/ aftermarket rears, usually I see that often on peoples cars in the northeast, they don't want to swap their rims in winter, so they put the factory fronts on to have traction LMFAO.

hahahaha thats pretty funny most normal car people like some if not most of use that have after market wheels will have a winter setup of wheels so we are not mix-n-match silly ricers

Here's one for you guys. Saw this bad boy yesterday.
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I was trying to get a pic of a 300zx with a full body kit ugly hood and all painted bright orange with 22 inch rimzes in chrome and a big wing attached to his hatch hahaha it was spectacular the owner kept standing by it and i could not get a pic

When I lived in Ohio I put my OEM wheels back in the winter for a couple reasons.  Mostly because I didn't want the road salt to eat away the finish on my Motegi's, but it just helped conserve the life of my aftermarket wheels, plus it makes tires last twice as long.  There are a lot of good reasons for having 2 sets of rims in any place with snow, but unless this ricer.....swap them ALL, not just your drive wheels.

oh and today on my way to dinner i saw a CM7 with prelude blades on it, the same as in the afore mentioned prelude

Today when i walked outside from lunch with dad and i saw this truck and it had inverted wheels and everything... Outside a chinese buffet none the less... damn...
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Inverted wheels FTL.  That cant be safe? (And shouldn't be legal in my opinion)

Does it really matter if they are legal or not? Honestly, the guy who owns that truck is probably here illegally do you think he would care if hiz weels werz illegal?

Hukt on Foniks werkt fur mi!

iSi! iSi! lol

My friend who owns an integra saw this guy today. Made me feel all happy inside seeing that there are still people with some brains left... Anyone know who this may be? florida plates............
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Pretty clean... needs debadged tho

those rims look tiny though

kinda looks like 16's

I saw the front of it and it def looked like a first gen integra. Obviously, I am not sure because the back bumper was from a body kit and so were the side skirts. And yeah I haven't seen much of the mixing of the aftermarket and oem rims here so it was a tad funny :D

I got scared for a second I thought you were gonna say that Accord was rice. The rims are cliche but it's clean. I've seen a few nice NHBP cars down here in FL that I didn't know the owner of.

It's pretty sad that I have seen this car in person when I was driving from MA to NY back in January.  I tried to get a picture, but I was on the phone with Skippy and couldn't use the camera on my phone.  Good find cna.  I can now show Skippy the monstrosity that I was telling him about.  The turbo badge is killer, and I'm sure he gets awesome reception with 5 antennas.  I couldn't believe that it was possible to make an 8th Gen sedan look worse, but that guy definitely get's the "slap in the face by a female midget" award for molesting everyones eyes with that huge pile of steaming shit.

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I would really like to talk to this person, and have them explain that mess. I hope its only a joke!! MY GOD!!!

WOW, i doubt that it even has a turbo.

Considering that the K24Z2 and K24Z3 has the exhaust manifold cast with the head, and most 8th Gen owners are a bunch of newbs that only care about looks, I would assume that it's just a badge to make people think that he compensated for the extra few hundred pounds of garbage he stuck on to his car.

I know you all remember seeing this picture I posted before!!!

The Rice King of the 7th Gen Accords!!!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/Gen7Accord/untitled3.jpg)
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the sad thing is that he put all that money into ricing out the body but is still riding on steelies.

With no drop at that.

OMG!!!! Those tail lights look gangsta as fuck!!!!...


...NOT!! He needs a set of +30 gramlights to go on his stock height ricer haha

Actually no, He neds a set of inverted wheels

I actually disagree. To me alothough it is ugly as shit this is not rice. I hate the way it looks but, it doesn't have a bunch of stick on parts, and although it's ugly and I would never drive it the work done to it seems to be done right. I hate lambo doors, gay tail lights, and ugly lip kits as much as the next guy but IMO it's better than sticking on 8 antenna's, and every chrome strip you can find.

i seen that rice king all over brooklyn  cracks me up every time i see it

looks like a retarded evo

it is rice....however for whatever this person did...it came together and looks like it was done fairly correctly

that front bumper is serious ! haha

Holy crap, and this ride is located in BK... wow thank the heavens I have not seen this one on the road.

what else can i say rice kings brother
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of course you dont see it on the road, its busy flying lol.

HAHA    very good

You all may need to revist the definition of rice. Your really bashing someones style by bashing that car.  I don't like it and we all don't like it but It's not rice imo. There no stickers or turbo badges, no stick on chrome. The spoiler is rice I'll give you that but, beyond that the car is put together properly. The part selection is suspect but, They are put on properly. Rice to me is unpainted body/lip kits, pep boys stick on parts, 28' rims on a honda, etc. Just because we as a group don't like someones part selection it shouldn't be called rice.

I say it's rice because it has unnecessary modifications to make it look like it's faster.  IMHO, a big ass wing, hood scoop, lambo doors, and altezza tail lights make it ricey.  That's just my opinion though.

That picture was at their shop and since the owner has not put on his 20’s yet I would say it’s safe to assume the decals will also come…  

LOL

20's on accord are about as dumb as it gets, have fun chnaging axles every 5k when they have to spin 100 Lb wheels, lulz

OMG, who the hell uses plastic weather piping/shrounds as body kit parts, HAHAHA

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^at first i thought, big deal its an ugly mercedes, then i realized that it was a talon

^WOW! I don't know what else to say...

LOL that's what I was thinking when I first saw this thing in Queens...  The owner was more than happy to let me take pictures, etc.


Tell me about it, that shit left me speechless!!!

Dude, thats a fucking Chrysler Sebring! I've seen an insane number of rainbow children running around in those in the "known" cities. Hell, some even here on Long Island.

 :shock:  
wow.  ummmm, yea.  wow. $30,000 FAIL.

must be covering his face cause he knows hes on the wall of shame

It takes a secure man to be able to drive around in a hot pink convertible with matching rims.

+1!! I know i would either park around the block or say it was my girlfriends car

I wouldn't let it even get that far.  Let's get real here.  I would slice my fucking wrists open before I molested my car like that.

That about sums it up Tim. Please everyone , if I ever completely rape a vehicle like that, 9mm is in the nightstand, 3 in the chest or 1 in the head your choice... Please do the world a favor and get rid of me if i ever do something like that

I keep my pink Sony T-200 in the car just for this tread…

lmao silly ricers... LMAO LMFAO

what would posses someone to put a mercedes sticker on it...

omg..... wth... vacuum hoses? wth... is that supposed to be headers or something??? omg

ADM, SOMEONE HAS KILLED AN 8th GEN.
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MAD MAX ???
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FUSCHIA CONFUSION !!!
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Whataya think?
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I think if i saw that in my rearview i would shit a golden brick

Saw this Civic hatch couple of days ago.  What's better then vented fenders?  Ventiports in your vented fenders to keep you from leaving the pavement yo!  Honestly though, what is it with people putting stick-on chrome plastic shit on their cars?  Almost every week at work I see this Chrysler 300 SRT8 with nasty squarish ventiports and some kind of crazy rear brake cooling duct on the rear door that's bigger then a dollar bill.  

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Don't forget about the silly "sponsor" stickers and chrome door trim Milan. That shit's mad pimptastic tiz-ight yo!

no way, its the SeaBLING!!

Every 5-year-old boy's dream car.  This car seriously makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs.  

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I saw an older accord today with a fart cannon, spray painted stock wheels, black, huge logos, and the best. They cut out ACCORD LX in the bumper. It looked like they used a hacksaw. It was terrible. I wish I would have had a camera.

This dude try to rice me today he said he supercharged it probably with the sticker in his rear window ......damm ricer
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like cut as in cut pieces out of the bumper for it to say that?

I think I need to go pray...

Timmy...Thank God I wasn't in the car with you when you saw this vehicle...your car would have been introduced to my full-on technicolor yawn out the window onto the side of that vehicle...oh dear Christ in heaven...If I mysteriously end up dead tomorrow from a heart attack..you all know why..

Dad and I went to O'charley's for lunch as we do at least once a week and as i was leaving this thing caught my eye I could not tell what kinda car it was i believe it was originally a zx2 sport escort and it had body kit on the front too but i was running late to get to get ready for work so i did not hop out of the car to take a pic of the front.
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Yeaap! Benz tail lights, trunk bondo'd shut, and the whole car was basically covered with bondo and it was not even sanded down bondo jsut rough nasty looking bondo

LOL


That gen8 took the cake!!!!

I've posted this picture on the portiles of all the owners of gen8's in out auto club and warned them about over kill.  You've seen some of the pictures I've posted of their cars and they are not far from that car.

Help us all...

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God these things are ugly to start with as is! But honestly I think if that chrome lit up it would look like something out of Tron!  

Didn't have my camera yesterday but saw some rice:

1 - A new camry but 18's no drop and loud dual exhaust - he tried to race me lol

2 - A older Ford Explorer with a vance & hines crotch rocket exhaust -----WTF?????  That one took the cake

Yes, it was just a hole where the letters were. They might have used a dremel.

I think that i heard somewhere that cutting holes in the rear bumper was a ricer mod, so they basically riced rice...

Here's one for you. Crappy pic and it's sad a domestic tries to play the rice game...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3639/3533194811_b44d31a1a7.jpg?v=0)

Gotta love the dual spoiler and Saleen bumper.

I'm pretty sure it's trying to be this:

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Saw this beauty today. The exhaust was so loud, looked stock though. I loved the primer paint color. The front was horrendous. It is kind of a double rice, tacky maybe, but the green cadillac in the background was pretty bad as well. Nice side vents.
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Oh man, a Saleen Focus lol

A lot of people on Import atlanta with holes in the rear bumpers of their really clean EG hatches so finally i asked someone and it is said to better tra speed or something like that

American car but the owner is still a ricer at heart.  

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THAT HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE!

What the fuck Piero?!?!

+1


+1


Holy crap thats the worst ever

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all from 8thcivic.com

Hilariousssssssss guys!!!!!! What people do to their ridezzzz

Tell me about it!!! Just look at my dumb ass and what I did to my car; lol

caught this TL parked yesterday a block away from my place... yikes!

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a41/v6sicksspeed/IMG_4519.jpg)

That TL is nasty.

I saw this Nissan Sentra today, for sale. I wish I would of had a camera. It had a tacky body kit on it, everything was HUGE. It was slammed but the camber was terrible. In the great body kit there were what appeared to be brake ducts, they were filled with diamond plate. It was terrible. I will got get a picture at some point.

Lolz Piero, don't ever do that again!

Saw this today at a local store( Sorry about the celly pics its all I had)

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Falken Stickers all over it but It has Runway tires

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/lavalleemike/1242921222356.jpg)
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Custom Zip Tie 6x9 Install

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And the ever present speed hole's..
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lmaOO  o god wait till that hood fly's open on hyperspeed

lol when his tripple step Falken nitrous kit kicks in to VTAK

... HAHAHAHA

not to mention it has the si badge and it probably isnt!

Just saw a ricer on my way back from the convenience store getting some beef jerky and some Arizona Southern-style sweet tea. :P

it wont, it will compliment the grill.

is it me or does that hatchback not have any hood pins? lol

^ your right but something tells me that it just doesnt need them... call it a hunch

^^^ HAHAHA

I agree with Icebox. Jeff, So far, you seem to have the nice and grand Anti-Rice mentality, I commend thee

haha, thanks. I like cosmetic mods, but there's a line that has to be drawn! i.e. no 5 foot tall spoilers, etc.! I also want everything to accent perfectly, such as the black I'm adding on my car. I'm going to hopefully be blacking out my headlights, and blacking out my chrome trim so that they both will go with my black grill, and dark window tinting. I probably won't be getting a paint job for awhile, since my interior leather matches the paint. Personally I think gold and black look pretty good so far!

Mike, that cops love me decal is priceless.

+1 my color scheme right now

I hate taking pictures of peoples cars because I dont want them to think that I like their car. Little do they know I will soon post it up for it to be scrutinized and bashed....

so i was at the mall and found this lol the body kit wasn't even lined up right though i would share it
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7956/dsc01702c.jpg)

You know that 130 HP FWD monster needs the extra downforce so his car doesn't catch flight during his 10 second trip from 0-60 MPH.

i saw a mustang yesterday with a body kit that had more vent holes than that cavalier. hideous.

more like zero to a million!

we spotted these at the east coast meet in richmond on saturday.
(http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv356/ICEBOX434/DSC00004.jpg)

Talk about an extension!

Back on topic:

Just look at this rice and beanner…

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/97/l_3022c110cdb44441ba6a6378ff8e29e7.jpg)

Talk about a decal whore!!! Oh, snap that’s my ride!!!

+1 piero jk lol. are those eyelids blue?

Yeah, the guys that installed the advertisements asked me if I wanted to do anything else with the extra vinyl.  They out lined the trunk spoiler and did eye lids for me… The car now has some kind of flow with that baby blue ad.

should have asked them to cover up the advertisements with the extra vinyl :D

 

lol looks good though

(http://n3t.net/humor/ricer.jpg)

ROFL

That's funny PieroOooo

I LOLed

Piero thats fuckin priceless! But as for the blue eyelids your car is a whore! ;-D

Oh wow bumblebee on crack!!!!!

f'ing awesome

LOL; yup it's all made up and ready to hit the town...

BABY BLUE EYE LIDS!!! LOL

hahah oh god! and I love the fact that you finally got a picture of the baby blue side! FRESH!!

fucking ricers!!! LOL

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Seriously? Center exhaust on a camaro? V6 at that
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/0601091242.jpg)
Mazda "Super" 6 haha
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This van is hott... Yes, those are flames all down the sides and back with chrome spoke wheels(saw this thing on 95 leaving DC)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/0530091624.jpg)
More mix-n-match wheels FTL

gotta love those zip ties on the fender and the x's on the headlights.  

hahaha Must have got a boo-boo

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caught this on highway

Oh my fucking god with wings like that it could be the first flying corolla!

if you notice he also had the evo roof spoiler  and a dub sticker with 16in rims lol

Saw this GEM of an Accord on Dale Mabry the other day, sorry for the crappy cell phone pix.  Poor, poor Honda

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/BenF656/ricecord.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/BenF656/ricecord1.jpg)

Please note the rear bumper is clearly for a V6 Accord, this was a 4 banger so it looked extra retarded

the only thing i envy about people who do this to their cars is that they obviously have enough money laying around that they could burn a pile of 100's and not care.. considering that's basically what they're doing anyways..

Dude its an STI! DONT HATE!!  :?

and as for the flying Accord,.. Ben irony?

Hey now.....my wing is not nearly as huge or hideous as that monstrosity.  Nor do I have a ricey rear bumper, and my car is not bright red/neon orange-ish.  lol....so no, no irony.

I'm never sure if I should take Piero serious.

Chino did that during the winter when the roof spoiler fell off his car, LOL, and then took photos of it on Piero's hahaha

I never take Piero seriously.

LOL;  Please don’t….


Yeah, that was the Go Cart meet… I am glad Chino took that fugly shit off his car…


This man knows me!!!

Hmmm.  Roof spoilers = rice?

Depends on the roof spoiler.

Spotted this bad boy on my way back from the Jersey BBQ meet.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/crackerteg/Car%20related/SDC11843.jpg)
You guys should've seen the front!

i love how the rims dont match because the fronts are coated in brake dust

I've made a habit now of taking pics of ricers...

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full body kit, fart cans hanging by wires, puma sign as badge?
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2wciu0p.jpg)
unpainted body kit
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2h3o1gi.jpg)
spray painted tails for tint????????????????????? WTF
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My favorite, oh my.................

and lmao to Piero... lmao

I saw that same exact car with the same tail light thing a couple weeks ago!

wow what was the dude with the truck thinking

Take a look at this beauty;

Toyota Corola
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West Side Highway going to the 178th Street Exit.

Thats nice.... an exhaust tip for every cylinder, nice touch.

I have to say that any Corolla that's even stock is very ugly. Something about the bulging headlights and tail lights that makes me sick.

for shame mr. corolla. theres a focus around me that i have to take shots of - terribly kitted, evo CF hood, streetglow stickers EVERYWHERE and tezzas.  the worst part is that he actually dumped some coin into it.

There are dedicated ricers out there man! They are committed to spend their money on shit that will make there cars ugly, as they have no brains!

There's this one 2nd gen eclipse that runs around my way as an exact copy of the first f&f's supra. Orange paint, decal and all! I'll get a pic as soon as I get the opportunity.

NOT A RICER BUT A LOCO!!!

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lmao i seen This dude in van courtland park in the bx

im sorry, but how is this a rice?
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only couse it has tyc tails its not rice. if you saying this then anybody who has aftermarket tails are ricer? those are probably one of nicest looking tails for 6th gen

bad choice in tail lights but not rice in my book...

(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3244/img00057200906201924.jpg)

racer strip and speeding down Brooklyn

Sorry Misha, but those tails are ugly, rice or not, I'd take the stock over these without question.

Guys, check out the ride of this guy that posted on my cardomain page.
(http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/3/web/3135000-3135999/3135486_3.jpg)

Did that Versa come like that from the dealer?

The only accord that they made good looking aftermarket lights for was the 5th Gen that 6th looks better with it's oem's

Z, WTF is that? EVO13?

It's a hyundai sonata dude. Why anyone would spend that amount of time fabbing the kit on that car is beyond me. Go to my cardomain and check out the comments. I got the same user name there as I do here.

Some people man.   With that much money I would be driving something better like a 2005 Honda Accord.no joke!!!

I love my car...

Not to be vulgar but What the fuck do you even call this thing!!!

I have seen that, it is just ugly though.

West 176th Street & Broadway NY, NY 10033

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/Gen7Accord/DSC03865-1.jpg)
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I think RoLo knows this guy...

It kills me one I see one of our cars like that...

I would have dropped it and mounted some 18’s and he would have had a great looking car but no!!! He had to over do it!!!

WTF? The coupe comes sexy from the dealer!!!

That guy dropped like 1K to make his car look nasty…

yea that dude is always there before you hit the west side high way trying show off his ride lmao

yup thats him....

I've got a few gems.  Just transferred these over from my bb.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00003-20090619-1222.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00004-20090619-1230.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00007-20090619-1838.jpg)

yea found him on my camera damm tail lights lol

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8628/dsc01827a.jpg)

*Stands infront of own tail lights*
Nothing to see here people

Piero where did you get your tails tinted?

I had them done around my way.

It has a full body kit and an exhaust(fartcans) hanging up by wires(not hangars... very thin wires...) and the puma sign as a badge... body kit looked basically taped on.. didnt get a good pic..

 :cry:  :cry:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :?:  :?:

(http://www.litho-art.net/images/art/black%20and%20white/kill%20me%20now.jpg)

I dont understand, when they get their body kits can they not wait to paint them? or is this guy goin for a theme? lol

Not sure man.  I think that guy came close to pulling off the "murdered out" look, but gets an epic fail for the seafoam green body kit and OEM wheels.

Someone should REDRUM his ass!!! F-ING Neons

I would not even take the kit out the box if I was not ready for paint.

I too have owned a body kitted out car; I know I am a ricer deep inside… However, I will say it came like that when I got it…

I treaded my Expedition
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for the GS300
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/Lexus%20GS300%201993/DSC04123.jpg)

MY GS300 WAS ALWAYS CLEAN AND PIMPING!!! LOL

Piero, that GS 300 would have been glorious, minus the body kit, wheels look good, nice color.  I happen to love that body design on the Lexus.   The expedition isnt bad at all from what I can see.

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2dtu1xg.jpg)

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/gen7-ricer2.jpg)
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hahahahaha I saw this car on the highway when I was down in NY a few weeks back. The kid pulled up next to me and asked me if I wanted to buy his stock spoiler, when I declined he punched it and I got to hear just how sick (not the good kind of sick, I seriously think his car was about to die lol) his exhaust sounded

My buddy and I couldnt stop laughing and the whole time I was wishing I had a camera to capture this "thing"

since this pic was taken he has added some SWEEEET pink greddy stickers to the side giving his car ~25-27 more HP

Well i was coming home from work doing about 80 mph and this zooms by the body doesn't seem rice but the driving does , holy moly am impress these suckers are fast
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4845/img00064200906221837.jpg)

I was going through my external hard drive and deleting a bunch of old crap and came across my own personal collection for the chronicles of rice.

I apologize in advance for any BMW lovers, lol

Yes, these 5 are Honda's/Acura

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A Huyndai
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Follow the link for more laughs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mreazy/sets/72157620173778841/

ALl of those cars should be rounded up and crushed

Then incinerated.

The owners of those cars should be sterilized so they cannot reproduce.

A guy i have known since I was a wee little fellow had a ford escort white with 18s and full body kit tezza's and egay headlights that were mounted upside down by another friend of ours(he would not let me install them) with a bumpin system that rattled like crazy. He totalled it and wihtout test driving or consulting me he bought a old toyota corolla the tiny round one i believe like a 95ish i believe. a week after this he calls me and comes to my house for me to put new front brake pads on it... 2 weeks later car is totaled ( 3 days before his paycheck he was planning on using to buy a body kit. He then asks me to help him find a car. I agree to on the terms that he takes my suggestions and advice and not just ask for it and not even consider it. He starts asking about my cm and i start explaining to him my love for the CM accord and he asks me to look for one for him I found him some thru a friend who is a dealer for around 6.5k automatic cm7 i take him to test drive a few before i take him to my dealer to look at te one he found at auction and he says yea i like it and i showed him pics of some of your guys beautiful cars and he acts as if he is more interested. about 2 weeks later i get a text message while on vacation saying dont be mad i bought a cavi....... I was livid. He called me earlier today after i had got off the phone with my cousin who was scheduling me to help him install a body kit for a mexican we riced out an eclipse for, and my friend asks me to install a body kit and headlights for him that he just ordered... i think ricers are born not made there is no changing them. I guess the saying is true... "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink"

Haha that's sad. My friend at school has an 08 Civic Si and is going to get just the mugen spoiler alone for his car... I tried to tell him that his car will look like shit without a drop or at least the front body kit. I loathe those mugen spoilers... When I told him it's like 6 feet tall and is ricey even though it's "factory", he told me "it's not that big..."

I never did understand why people want rear wing spoilers for a FWD car...

Aesthics?

Well, some people are born stupid.

I believe Tim says iit best ^^^


I forgot to mention my friend also asked me about a mazda 6 while mtt and I were in dc his selling point on it was that it came with aftermarket "rims" and a body kit but the body kit was factory

Bitch slap him for me and say I did it.

I just kinda stopped answering his calls

Ahhh boo! I would've laughed if you posted that you did bitch slap him in my name.

i will try to rmember to bitch slap him for you next time i go to walmart(where he works)

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so for crapy pic's it was dark out this dude had a 8gen 2tone black and sliver with the smallest loudest piece of crap mufflers i ever seen

from the pics it looks unpainted like the rear bumper still has the green gel-coating on it

Haha! Fucking sweet! Tell him that its from all of us at ECM. If that's too much, then its just from me (and you since you did the actual work, of course).

Look at this ford probe with a crazy bodykit...

The paint was very nice and looks like he has spent some money!!!

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0153.jpg)
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I saw this car rolling down the road the other day and it has two fog lights as headlights and they are not even flush they are kinda stuck out cause they are square and the headlight cut outs are the factory probe size

I'd answer the phone with a "FUCK YOU" and then hang up.  The direct approach always works best.  Fucking idiots.  You just can't reason with stupidity.

Haha! You could even follow with a "And get some taste. This ain't the slow and the curious yo!"

here is my contribution to the rice fest!

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3343664

I was browsing cardomain today and came acorss this lovely gem!!! I think my fav parts are the erector set holding up the windsheild, and the only comment on his page

"why, why why. for the amount of money u wasted on this eyesore ut could have afforded the srt version. or anything else really u cant think that looks good. 2nd of all wht u lying u know damn well this peice cant do 0-60 in -5 or what ever u wrote... please just get off this site"

I hope this car is no on the road... for the love of god! WHYYYYYY :x  

Ohhh man.  I love the idiots with the domestic rice.  They are some of the biggest offenders.

Show car!!!!

I would not call him/her a ricer

however, there is so much money on that neon it's not even funny...

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that, and then cried for a little while because some people are soo stupid.

All my co-workers are staring at me now.... lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i believe it is normal to experience burning of hte eyes/ severe migrane from the image of the neon hahaha the aformentioned "friend was texting me earlier and since i was sitting with a girl she was like be nice and talk to him and he was challenging me to a street race mind you i work for the local pd and that would not be kosher and he is like its got some zip i think i could take you. then he starts telling me his plans for the car as if i give a dime. He tells me he wants to buy "headers" and full cat back and still have the stock airbox for a while then do intake (k&n filter) and then he wants to do a z24 swap hahahahahahahaha.... I could not take it anymore i had to turn my phone off

Wow. Well, the phone turn off is kind of like a bitch slap. Right?

^nahh you need hand to face contact.

Well I saw a riced out mustang today. Some asian looking character in the rear window and body kit topped off with one of those tilted fart cannons with a big good ole boy in the driver sea, ironic huh? He should be driving a truck with pipes and super swampers.

Unfortunately, Z, The off turning is not so much a resemblance of a bitch slap =/

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/3221/img00074200906241019.jpg)
tiny red rims with a decent drop Bamm automatic racer

This poor guy should have noticed that clunking sound before it got to this point!!!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0155.jpg)
Check your Control arm, CV joints, etc.

AND TODAY’S RICER IS;

This Civic, why because this dumb ass lifted the rear of the car about two inches!!! Look at the rear…

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0157.jpg)

maybe hes got helium ballons in the trunk

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

LMAOoooo....

Ayee and that 2 tone corolla I saw it last night around Van Cordlant Park at like 11pm funny thing...

piero tell me that guy pulled over and atleast try to fix his tie rods, or whatever broke

I think it was well beyond fixing his tie rods at that point

well i mean didnt continue to drive it

Racer or ricer? If anything, those wheels are GAB Sport wheels or copies. If they are copies, it could be considered rice. Otherwise, he's going with the JDM style so technically not rice. The rear wing may be a Spoon duckbill carbon fiber piece, or once again, a copy of it. Again, not rice.

isnt rice subjective though? one mans rice is another mans race

True, but I don't know if he meant rice or race.

found this on another site.... :/

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/74/l_068e64763df941c091187a9f3df3577b.jpg)

I think he's a member here.

WWWWWHHHHHAAAAA??????? Gull wing doors on an accord???

I'm a bit perplexed. I can't say that's ugly and doesn't belong and I can't say it's f-ing awesome. However, it is definitely unique.

Would this gullwing mod be called rice? or just extreme show?

(http://www.thaitable.com/images/ingredients/pictures/5jasmine%20rice.jpg)!

Z I need to make that picture into stickers so we can all tag the people we take pics of or see in parking lots hahaha

Here's a couple of pics from our vacation down in Virginia Beach at the local Walmart.........

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(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/csmalser/Misc/409096773_1417933320_0.jpg)

That guy has white-walls, therefore, he must be in the mafia!! hahahahaha

Z I'm more upset about the dumb ass logo on your head in the rear view!!!

No they are not.  I have made a few mistakes with letting some people join, but I would be hard pressed to let something like that float.

wow them doors a sick!!  

Dude, that ain't my dome in the rear view! I'm NOT a Yankees fan. That's Clemente's forehead in the rearview.

Oh good!!! Back to the Rice lol!!!

Yes. ON TO THE ARROZ!

My finger is on the ban button.

I think he meant to say "those doors make me sick"

maybe he accidentally posted before he could finished typing "sickening" haha

LMFAOoooo Tim, one ban is enough for today dude!

LMFAOoooo Tim, one ban is enough for today dude!

LMFAOoooo Tim, one ban is enough for today dude!

Not unless you triple post!!

Damn! Triple post ban!

He was smart enough to stop and call a tow truck.  He did f up traffic uptown!!!



White Walls on an Acura… Oh my f-ing god!!!  That’s a great one… Old School…



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NOW BACK TO RICE;

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that mustang made me throw up a little in my mouth

Oh my fucking God P!
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00798/rice-mountain_798870i.jpg)
There's so much rice that muthafucka is shoveling that shit!

HAha... that's a good one dude!

seen riced out corvet yesterday on way to JFK.
it had blue chrome tail lights covers and i think NSX projector headlights painted slight blue. pretty sure it was 05 type, they did fit pretty well i should say. it was earlier model corvet, once that had pop up headlights, i guess generation before latest one

Guys I live in Rice and Bean town!!! This has become my preferred thread.  I drive around looking for targets daily as you guys have seen…

FUCKING MUSTANG!!! That guy lives in my building only if he knew what I think of his POS bucket.

Did you guys see the quad fog lights? Forget about the trunk spoiler!!!

why is that guy holding a crayon

It's a ban missile.  Piero, we could make all kinds of racial slurs about different cars.  I've seen so many rice'd, bean'd, guido'd, kraut'd, hill billy'd out cars it's not even funny.  Every different ethnicity has their own way of molesting cars.  We should all come together as one people to make fun of these idiots.

agreed ECM Unite!!!! Set fire to all of said vehicles hahaha JK but we shoud be as one making fun of them

I don't know how I would take it if I guy with a giant monkey on his car was making fun of my ride?

oh snap !

those quad fogs are something else... he must look like a clown driving down the street

:(. Low blow...

Lol. I at least can say I'm being looked at while making money that guy well is just getting snaped on because of his yellow paint, quad fogs, dual deck spoiler, body kit, etc...

However,  you're right Mike lol I'm one fucked up dude...

That's why we like you though!!! You are a one of a kind thats for sure!!

:-)

Damn! ZING!

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/vsweethonesty/P1020285.jpg)

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/vsweethonesty/P1020287.jpg)

WTF?!

I'm not sure about that picture. If I remeber correctly in those photos the guy was test fitting a used kit. Where did you get the photos?

He was on the old gen7. I dont remember who he was. I think that is the Roja Body Kit. I remember it being warped or something.

Yea i remember that kit the bottom of the rear bumper hanged to low down , not sure if he kept it

He is currently selling it on G7A space

Is that not the guy who bought a riced out CM and transformed it into a sick sexy CM7? with HFP lip kit and tsx mirrors? and i believe a set of Volks

No, I remember him putting that on. I think that car was silver.

+1000000

If I ever see any member on here with that ugly ass shit of a body kit, I will be forced to bitch slap you and make you take it off!

This is being sold on gen7space right now..... I don't thinks it's  the guy with the volks b/c he has a graphite pearl accord viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1005 (http://elitecm.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1005) this man did an amazing transformation.. However I don't know what the car with the body kit on acutally looks like now, I just thought the pics were good examples of rice

The guy with the Volks that "transformed" his car into something that isn't repulsive, lives in MA and his name is Mike.  The guy that bought that Ro_Ja body kit is lives in FL.  I can guarantee they are not the same person, because Mike had one of those R34 body kits (I think that's what they're called).

(http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq107/xxcnaxx/th_VID00000-20090627-0746.jpg) (http://s438.photobucket.com/albums/qq107/xxcnaxx/?action=view&current=VID00000-20090627-0746.flv)

Not the best video but saw this on my way home flamed out eclipse

hows tis
(http://www.mikelobban.ca/forumpics/funnypix/ricer-max.jpg)

not sure what happened to it. looks warped.
here to give you idea how that kit should have looked like when painted and installed originaly
dont like front but back black part looks good. but sides of back is poorly design and dont flow with side skirt lines
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_01.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_02.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_03.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_04.jpg)

alright i was JW i could not remember who it was i have been out of commission lately

I just hate how the front looks... quite a bit actually

this is what i think it should have looked like
how it is.
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_03.jpg)
how it should be
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_03edited.jpg)

how it is
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_01.jpg)
how it should be
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/accordhfp03_01edited.jpg)

Still looks like a pig in a pretty dress.  That body kit is horrendous.

(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6696/img00105200906290625.jpg)
this is all custom YO! v6 turbo emblem power by wolf Yo!

Found this badass M3 next to bass pro shop... lmao.... This is one of my favorites.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/25apxle.jpg)
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2ldc8c5.jpg)

Here's a closer shot...
just cropped the image

(http://i39.tinypic.com/2ur88s3.jpg)

The only redeeming quality of the kit is that it has a nice FMIC opening, something I have not seen much in the AM front bumpers.

Wow Paul visits the Chronicles!!!! I think this is your first post in my favorite thread!

funny you posted this. was on way from repair shop(droping coworkers car off) and seen maxima with pepboys turbo emblem lol

^ yea that's "super car motors" alright.

HAHAHAHAHA M3 badges on a FUCKING Civic!!!! BahAHAHAHA What posesses* people to do such stupid things

my previously mentioned ricer "friend" sent me a text message telling me he bought a pit bull keep in mind this guy is 5 foot 3 140lbs. if that... i am just waiting to get another text message from him that says i put a body kit on my pit

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1962/img00109200906301119.jpg)
fOund this one see it every day around my job it doesn't have a rear bumper so only took a shot of the front  

Lol his fender needs paint too.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0189.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0188.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0187.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0186.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0185.jpg)

are you stalking that car piero? you must have followed it for some time to take all of those photos.....haha

only for a few miles; LOL

i hope chick drives it. i seen pink integra a year ago. dont know where picture is

The driver was a nice looking mami so was the passenger too…

All I think about when shooting them now is what Big Mike said; the irony of a guy in a Monkey car making fun and taking pictures what he considers Ricers.

You gotta laugh at yourself a little though.  Can't be too serious about shit.

Piero, you fail for not getting a picture of said girls!!

At least he took a picture of something PINK

found on ebay auction
(http://www.spoilersmart.com/images/spoilers/SAC60AP.jpg)

And here is the only guy that bought that shit!!!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/Honda%20Day%202009%20at%20Atco%20Raceway/gen7-ricer.jpg)

Man that would look so hot on my coupe i wonder how many HP gain i will get yo lol

Okay I have to do it: You should have raced them... Maybe they would have spanked the monkey.

I'll race that jerk off if he's at NJ this year.  I think it would be fun to taunt him.

Haha, lmaoOooo

Ummm... An accent with a VTEC tuning logo! Enough said.

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/lavalleemike/Poweredbyvetech.jpg)
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f173/lavalleemike/Hundai.jpg)

VTEC?  :lol:

Look at this Ricer in Time Square!

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3285.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3292.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3299.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3324.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3335.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3342.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3358.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3392.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3398.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3402.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3415.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3429.jpg)


Thank you Jose for driving Voltio...
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/go-auto-ads/DSC_3433.jpg)

Fucking ricer! I swear that Accord must have gotten an extra 200hp from all that vinyl!

Yeah, I get at least 200 extra HP with the monkey...  

people these days

I wish some one drew a mustache on your monkey that would make my day lmao lol i wonder what your insurance clam would be if so lmao
caught this one today carbon-fiber tails and some fart can
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7350/img00132200907042006.jpg)

C'mon Mike.  It's spelled out on the badge for you and you still misspelled VTEC.

You mean the waving monkey, right Piero?

 :lol:  :lol:  :grin:  :grin:  

Corrected Tim I apologize I was a little half asleep.

Time Square was perffect for rolling shots because they had blocks closed down for the fireworks show.

don't forget the whopping 9foot pounds of torque it added ...

I want to have some vtech stickers like off the childrens toys made to use to star  tagging ricers with

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5641/0704090950.jpg)

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7862/0704090950a.jpg)

fart cannon exhaust woo!

and u gotta love the unpainted bumper!

^^ looks like somewhere in Winter Haven/Polk in florida

bingo. lol

seems like ricer city to me

sorry. Google Maps FTW lol

he is just fallowing what the bill board said and having a aggressive car lol

LOL you can't blame him for trying!

lmao look at his tinted windshield and one wiper (he actually asked my friend for a cigarette... lmao)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2hggx8o.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/4ucoqw.jpg)

Vinyl make car go FASSSSSSSS!!!!

 :lol:  :lol:  I would know!!!  :lol:  :lol:  

BACK ON TOPIC;

Look at this Vet!!! i95 North by 178th Street Exit.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0200copy.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0201copy.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/IMG_0202copy.jpg)

that vette was ruined by the spoiler, what an idiot!

Holy shit, do you guys see where this guy mounted his fog lights? Color matched too, that son of a gun spent the time to do that but could not mount them right… LOL  

WTF!!! Someone should slap some sense into this guy.  I had a 7th Gen owner around my block that did the same mistake and had the never to tell me why I cut my bumper to mount mines...  :roll: Mr. Du-mbass…  

So I will let the molded aftermarket lip slide & mother of camber!!! “I know air bags” but what ever, that shit is ugly…


(http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt208/jacastro1215/IMG_0966.jpg)

And I was trying to avoid posting that picture in this thread. Fuck it.

LOL you pansy ass!!! LOL

I like your arrows towards the spoiler of the vette piero :D. And yeah I was waiting to see if anyone would post of that red 7th gen, I a pansy too :/.

:)

So I'm a pansy ass. SUE ME! I did say something in the picture thread about it, but Tim deleted that post soon after.

Robyn saw the pic of that sedan and was like, "ewwww, that's ugly".  She's got a good eye for "not so tastefully modded" cars.

(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5818/img00144200907070915.jpg)
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2751/img00145200907070926.jpg)
look at these show offs

Piero what the hell do you have a ricer radar??? LMFAOoo ...

it's the area where i live... LOL

this first one is not really a ricer but it is sitll goofy looking in my opinion just something about the badgings telling how big ya rimz is i cant stand and it is an intimidator SS car from the factory so it is supercharged... why would you do this to something that is factory S/C?
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/0702092031.jpg)
 
Got beside this the other day drivin down highway 27 on my way to work had chrome trim everywhere i wish i could have got a shot of the hood it had like aluminum foil wrapped on it in a design that looked really ricey
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/0705091433.jpg)

Domestic cars that are raised and have big ass rims are really common in my area. There is no telling how many crown vics I see molested, not that they were good pre-rape though. They roll all the time too, one less millions to go.

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5331/img00146200907080827.jpg)
this dude is always park in-front of my building  looks like a 87 Camry with a body kit that's more expensive then the car lol

if any of you are bored and go to myspace.com and search for "Dai Harris" look at the pics of his Cavi....i would save and g thru the process of putting them on here but i am about to hit the bed


And uh... Piero, Buddy, What is that? lol

Ah the 87-89 Camry/Carolla/Maxima/Sentra

I had one, back in 99. Eventually the floorboard rusted through. Very scary to look down and see the children youve run over.

HEY HEY!!!

That guys is part of my crew!!! TEAM391 is part of ONE GROUP ONE NATION However, that being said we should really consider have some types of restrictions.

Insert monkey pun here.

LOL

im sorry Piero but if someone rolled up to me with a ggiant monkey on his and told me that my car looked like shit cause of body kit id prolly shoot my self

Great I now have both Mike’s kicking my monkey!!!

Big Mike, my defense to that rebuttal would be; you have poor taste in styling and have spent your money defacing your car.  I on the other hand defaced mines to make money…

Then I will show them my Gold nugget watch!!!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/artwork/DSC01009.jpg)
And recite 50 Cent's rap song “I get money, Money I got” LOL

Ouch...

so i live in a rice field and yesterday while on my lunch break i spot about 10 pontential rice material cars but why the fuck would you this to your car?

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4623/rice.jpg)

why would you pay to do something like that to your car (without getting paid for it ;) ) Seems like it could have gone into some performance mods

hows this. i know its photoshop but still
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/MyPictures/honda1copy.jpg)

im sure its vynil and not paintbrush

Could you define defacing my car?

^let hope, but still that maxima looks stock. And maybe the price of the instal and vinyl could be an intake. Who knows. That PS accord is crap. Why does it have bose headlight covers? do they make lighting equipment?

well momo and nos doesnt make bumpers either but its just stickers

Not that I know of.  I was wondering why they would want a Bose decal on their car.  Fucking weird.  Idiots.

Maybe his headlights were rattling, so he put on some kind of Bose sound-dampening material over them to fix that problem.

Piero what kind og watch is that?

Big Mike, I was not talking about your car. :roll:


It’s a 14K nugget watch bracelet with a Seiko machine inside. I’m an old dude Mike

Lol I did not mean to come off as I was taking offense. I was joking about the monkey. And that is a Ballin watch btw.

not exactly a car i saw, but last night when i was on the way home on the ferry from the seattle mariners game. i saw this guy with a tattoo of the honda logo on his right calf. i was thinking to myself, "are you serious? out of all things to get tattooed. must give him 15hp." i dont really care what people get tattooed on themselves, but a honda logo?!

True dedication

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1460/dsc01862w.jpg)
Caught this one on way to nycm bbq meet! mercury cougar flamed and ricer striped out zooming pass us

lmao, I thought you were pointing out Piero... That would have been a low blowwwwwwww......

lol na never the monkey is cool lol its like a automatic chick magnet

was at Chrysler nationals at Carlisle, PA on saturday. seen this. there were couple others but this one wins it all
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMGP2176.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMGP2059.jpg)

+1


My monkey gets play

Tower to flight 691: you are cleared for take off
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMGP1846.jpg)

I think the spoiler is the only part of the car's paint that's not faded...

whats the deal with these EVO wings?

not sure. maybe to keep massive wheels on the ground while crusing at 55mph
here is another failed conversion. whoever did body job on this deff didnt know what he was doing
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMGP2072.jpg)

Funny shit cuz I remember that car.... I was thinking I wonder who is going to take the kodak for this topic...lmaoOooo

lmao i was gonna chase him down and snap a better one but i didn't  want to risk getting lost lol

I kept pointing at Clemente to look at that car...

(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj262/MRROLO150/ARABACCORD.jpg)

Great, the Jeddaboys crap again.  I hate those fucking cars.

I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky lol

even mirrors flip up

What the fucking shit?

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00008-20090620-2352.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00015-20090714-1332.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00016-20090714-1350.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00017-20090714-1351.jpg)

(http://i29.tinypic.com/2h7kz20.jpg)
My friend found this guy at a local mall...
:(

I love this thread but, when I see 7th gen accord in it I feel sick to my stomach.

+1 Mike. I want to puke

That's why I don't feel bad about flaming that Audi Type R R Type that I've been trying to get a picture of for the last year.  It's disgusting!  Goddamn hood scoop.

fender vents ftw! It looks like theres some on the rear doors? And wtf is that shit on the bottom of the doors?

If you took off everything aftermarket on the exterior of that Audi (even the rims) then it would look good.



I wonder what the interior looks like??

What's with the symbols on the fenders of that audi. Doesn't look like german to me?

German car with Japanese letters ftw

Coño! Take your own pictures loco…


That Audi was okay but that fucking guy just did not know when enough was enough.  I hope he never tries crack because he will be hooked :x


Holy mother fucking shit Batman, I just vomited.  WTF was that guy thinking :idea:

BACK ON TOPIC:
Sorry I have no new pictures

Wow that is a first, Piero without new pics... The next time i go up to knoxville i am going to have to stop right before 75 merges into I40 there is a place called Riceville hahah No joke... I have a few new pics on my phone but my phone is acting wierd and not wanting to send email messages so i will get them up when i get home to my sync cable

I wish I had snapped a pic of this VW Golf I spotted earlier today. It was black with white racing stripes going front to back, as well as edge of bumper to other edge of bumper (Yup. One side to the other), chrome 17" wheels, stick on fender vents, and stick on "sport" badges. Fart cannon muffler.

Piero, it's a chick that owns that Audi.  I always see her in my town and she made my sandwich today at Subway!

^Did you tell her she had a sweet hood scoop?

Or ask where to find some bitchin fender vents?

I saw a Chrysler Town and Country, about a 96', with what appeared to be custom metallic painted flames, a body kit that was clearly not meant for the vehicle, big chrome rims, it was lowered, and it had one of those angled fart cannons, not sure what they are called. I wanted to take pictures sooo bad, but there were two people in the front and it would have been a bit awkward if I was taking pictures of the car that they were in.

I saw something hilarious the other day when browsing some honda forum. Well, you know how there are like millions of civic ricers in FL? Well, one of them registered at this site, and posted pictures of his car (unpainted lips, red H emblem, fart cannon, huge ass spoiler), and was like "what do you guys think?" Well, everyone was like "ya man, dats coo, sweet ride!" I think my heart skipped a beat when I read those posts.

Guys I gotta say....... the Audi shows that gal doesn't even have any taste in her mouth! I'd be embarrassed to even be seen in that abortion of a ride. I hope she made a good sandwich Tim. I'd bet she thinks oysters and peanut butter go well together, with ranch of course.  :roll:

No.  I told her that I wanted lettuce and black olives on my sub.


I fixed that for ya Rick.  The FNG status is based on post count.  Should I make you the Fucking Old Guy instead?

I vote in favor of Fucking Old Guy.

Fucking old fossil would work . Thanks for changing it, I know it's silly but it irked me.
Ok, changed the sig myself.

Changed it again, but if you want to be the fossil again, I'll hook you up.

Ha! Fucking Old Guy FTW!

Proud to be above ground!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-Ac ... sQ5fTrucks (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-Accord-EX-2003-HONDA-ACCORD-COUPE-5-SPEED-LEATHER-MOONROOF-2-TONE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a12Q7c66Q3a2Q7c39Q3a1Q7c72Q3a1171Q7c293Q3a3Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem3ca3aa2b6aQQitemZ260443876202QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks)


two-tone black and GREEN coupe on ebay...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repost. It is still hilarious though.

thats messed up only 9K...

Get in the zone, AUTOZONE!

look at at what billy and i saw in the Bronx today...
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/DSC06166.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/DSC06171.jpg)

^ he was trying to show off his dual exhaust... We should of used this on him
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/Stuff%20Folder%201/i_wMzIwODA0NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg)

He made me feel better about driving around with my little bang up from last night.  Shit!!! He’s missing his whole rear end… LOL

he must of hit super speed and bumper flew off

someone on gen7space...
(http://api.ning.com/files/ALguqZz86rIm4knK2SgrFQ*kovWFhmb0mFj*QQjZrWB0M-vbqrDvCjbLDg8hWHsB/01072008162.jpg?width=737&height=552)

must be refueling so they can take off for flight 4825

going home from work...using my new camera  
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/acaiazza/DSC00017.jpg)
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/acaiazza/DSC00016.jpg)
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/acaiazza/DSC00015.jpg)

You should've said, "hey mister, you're missing your rear bumper, try some of this!" and thrown him the bottle of de-ricer.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :o  :o

So I was driving home from work and came across this beauty. Its not really rice, but still one of those things that makes you slap your head and wonder what the guy was thinking

(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/0720091905a.jpg)
(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/0720091908.jpg)

and here is a lovely collection of rides ive seen in and around the shire...

(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/0404090745.jpg)
(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/1207081549.jpg)
(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/1208082027.jpg)

god awfull

This guy is so fed up with his rice mobile that he's willing to trade it for a lawn mower.  

(http://www.forgottencitizen.com/riceformower.png)

i... what...ummm... would... uhhh... is... that... errr... really???

Its a rooftop bench seat, not a spoiler.....sheesh

that's what it looks like

I would not trust those brackets to hold my fat ass. Load test anyone?

nah its not for your fat ass. its for kids at redneck tailgate for football game or something

it would make for some perfect stadium seating at the redneck games lol that was "yo kin git th bess seat in th house"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/16/redneck-games-slideshow-v_n_235343.html

I think Mike (SECM) should put one of those on his CM. LMAO
 

HA...HA... I damn well better see you this weekend

Damn Mike you responded within 5 minutes!! fukken thread stalker!


Contributin to the thread...

(http://www.subiegal.com/images/events/WA%20Rice/summer2005/honda-ricer.jpg)

Off accordtuner....the front is much worse than the rear

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a84/rice_cook3r/DSC03522.jpg)

Nope just in the right place at the right time and didnt you use to drive that CB? HAHAHA Actually, I cannot tell if that is a 4th or 3rd gen

It's got a tight diffuser right? lol I dunno, looks like 4th gen

Here's another contribution. This guys steelies are actually painted blue.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/crackerteg/photo-1.jpg)

(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMG00058.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMG00067.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/Trash/IMG00070.jpg)

eclipse's are ugly to begin with but god damn that is just down right ugly.

haha that limo is redic.

I saw one similar the other day and wondered who the hell would want to rent a Pontiac grand prix limo! Talk about living in the lap of mediocrity....

(http://www.limongellidesign.com/rice/0616091131.jpg)

the doors are uneven as well

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2582/img00216200907230858.jpg)
look at this show off i should do the same and add j30 3.0 on my trunk lol

Don't forget the Superman "S" at the bottom of the bumper.

Saw this bad boy today on my lunch break.  Not sure if you can see it, but look for the super cool JDM yellow windshield wipers!  

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/0724091210.jpg)

he should be shot.

At least theres no big farty exhaust.

I was quite surprised about that also.

(http://www.getsmileyface.com/sm/evil/210.gif) ...say when lolz

I think we need to bring out the big guns for this one.

(http://www.alpha27.net/Smileys/default/violent09.gif)

Here is my contribution to the Chronicle's of RICE... Piero, Clemente I know you have had to of seen this one up in the heights! Sorry for the crappy kodaks I was being honked and screamed at while stopping traffic to snap these lolzzzz

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/002-1.jpg)
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/003-2.jpg)

oh. my. god.  is that really a roof scoop?

see at first i thought, oh well maybe he got in an accident and had to replace the front end and rear bumper.. then i looked closer.. ugh.

lol man i help this dude do his h.i.d's he lives in my building  that car was mint when he got it and as you can tell never took good care of it . everything you see in prime was zipped tied on it had a cheap body kit before  lol the wiring is a mess i took the car for a ride the best thing was the real momo racing seats lol

That motherfucker should be shot.  JT, let me borrow one of your guns.

We need some
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/Stuff%20Folder%201/i_wMzIwODA0NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE.jpg)
for these drivers....

I see that guy uptown....

maybe more like this to blow that shit up

(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb125/Cheeriotown/JunkyardRobot.jpg)

Lmao!

It was worse at one point the body kit didn't even align properly with the rest of the car... I wish I had my camera then. I will be have updates of this car trust me!

You will see him around 187th and it was bad before!!!  Zip ties, WTF!!!

i like the wood grain steering wheel cover

ive had these saved in my phone for awhile. sorry for the bad quality

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/illushunz/random006.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/illushunz/random007.jpg)
in the parking lot at work
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/illushunz/random009.jpg)
this guy had 3 out of 4 everything. 3 rims and 1 steelie. 3 pieces of the altezza lights and 1 stock (very right piece but cop car blocking)

(http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo253/v6pgirlaccount/Untitled-1-4.jpg)

What the fuck?

the hate is strong with this thread, LOLOL

"Don't say 'hate', you kids throw that word around so much it's lost all of its meaning. Now, I have to find a word stronger than 'hate' to describe how I feel about others, hmmmm... I megaloathe you all. Good day"

I really hope someone gets that reference...

Cause its well fucking deserved! Misha's craigslist posting takes the cake. I'm going to try to find that ad and snake the pictures individually.

(http://images.craigslist.org/3k23mb3p8ZZZZZZZZZ97se2169150e2c91187.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3kb3p43l3ZZZZZZZZZ97sd106d0a954dd16b2.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n03kb3o0ZZZZZZZZZ97sdb58c64f77cd169b.jpg)
(http://images.craigslist.org/3n63ob3l0ZZZZZZZZZ97s1b9630bfa0821a9d.jpg)

As if the fucked up body mods weren't enough, the coup de gras is the ebay STB. Fucking fail.

^I got that reference Beau! God I love SCRUBS!!

$6k for that hunk of junk?!   I want some of what that dude is smoking.

WEll guys I knwo i have been promising pictures for quite some time so here goes i finally took the time to upload these pics from my phone i have a few more on my laptop but i am at work and my laptop is dead... but here goes you guys enjoy
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/crop.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0716091914.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0731091441.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0727091945.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0720091207.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0720091203.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0716091944.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0709091440.jpg)
(http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u336/08accord24/rice/0705091433.jpg)

Dam Big Mike you have tons of rices in your neck of the woods...

HAHA I almost have it as bad as you. Except you have all the good places to eat near you... Schnipper's and the Clinton Street bakery

(http://i26.tinypic.com/fm89ee.jpg)

my friend found this car outside his house he wanted me to post it to see what everyone thinks of it. I don't think its that bad lol
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/acaiazza/photo-1.jpg)

WTF Bumble Beee from transformer? Why would you F up a new sexy car like that? YYY oo cruel world

I kinda like it.  I think it would get old fairly quickly though.

well rims are too much. if he had different rims it might look good. i bet chick owns that car

here is what i seen at work
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/IMG00077.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/sy272004/IMG00078.jpg)
side exhaust ftw. and it was GT model as well lol

ehh thats not ereally rice Misha, unless those don't work...

+1 and I dont see how they could work, unless their going through the fenderwel. Pipe looks too small as well. Slap an APC sticker on the bitch and call it rice!

seriously do you think they work. usually its right before rear wheel (side exhaust). what is it has twin turbo and has blow off gate going to there? if it had exhaust then plastic fender wheel would be melted by now

meh, that car is dead stock outside of those, so I'd let it pass for just ditasteful, not rice, myself.

That just looks stupid.

fucking mustangs

I cant Really justify calling the mustang rice by any means. And I know Misha would have no problem labelling something rice when it is due. Also, I dont think he was labelling it "rice" I feel as if he posted the picture for us to share a laugh at a vehicle where someone has idiotically placed something he picked up at autozone on his car to make it look like a 1940's fighter plane. This thread is not just for "rice", it is for us to post up pictures of vehicles we find to be the common mans attempt to make a car look "good" when in reality he is taking 1 step forward and 5 steps back. In our opinions...

IDK, some of the cars I agree are retarded, but everyones got their own taste's, and most of the time I think they look like crap as well...I mean i'm sure someone out there has called my car rice at some point - I just think that this thread has turned more into, I don't like one or two things the owner did on this car so its "rice", everyone needs to GTF over the fact that not everyone wants to put together a cookie-cutter replica of every other car.  Again most of the cars in here do fit what I consider rice, but there are several that aren't that bad @ all.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/ibcnunv/ECM/Untitled-1-2.jpg)

Now THAT'S rice P. How about this one I spotted yesterday?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/crackerteg/photo-2.jpg)

Damm Z; LOL what some people do...

Dude, that is like FAILtacular!

LOL "FAILtacular"

That's an awesome fucking word! Made up words FTMFW!

FAILtacular = A Fail So Epic It's Almost a Win

(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9465/img00320200908080824.jpg)

LMAO... this word is now apart of my daily vocabulary!

Well, to be quite honest, I didn't think of that on my own....see below:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2yklxld.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/-vYOgLud9tQn8rI0qqk0bO1mX-pWhlQisp1wgcpQP7HbY9VCbdfIvjmo6fjlesCNqBPbSmYOqYEtIInbRexwJH7VAk7N9OMe/failtacular.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRtymuRMZiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRtymuRMZiE)

I saw an older BMW 325i with a 'turbo' sticker on the rear decklid, wasnt able to snap a pic. Whats up with those damn turbo stickers?? Seeing them on Kia's is one thing but not on a Bimmer!

seen that one a couple of times in that same area lol

Clemente was only a few blocks away from me...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/illushunz/Aug8017copy.png)

Holy fucking fail Don. Wow.

I think I just shat a brick.

on my way to City Island I spotted this one...

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/142.jpg)

i saw a kia with a body kit and centered exhaust. and then i went to my local parts store and saw a black primered civic with a "turbo vtec" sticker on the bottom passenger doors.

looks like it was pulling on you. gotta be fast with that spoiler and aerodynamic body kit

LOL;  Looks as if he at one point planed on painting the kit but then said "I could save some money if I just match the sides" LOL

Ahh very nice
(http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/iipcache/35081.jpg)

what......the......FUCK?!?!?!  :oops:  

dude back off. thats my second car when I am pretending to be batman in a Hyundai. I have no clue what would possess someone to waste so much time and energy on that.

WTF.... Does he actually think he is going to make the shit box hyundai fast????

Damn, the cars in Death Race looks better than this shit.

the car looks like it has buck teeth........

slap some braces on that bitch

where is that at?  Because the ricers in the US are not that crazy!!!

that buck-toothed beast must be daaamn fast!

I hate to say it, but I spotted this ass hat a couple of days ago round my way. After seeing it here in pictures, then finally seeing it in person I about threw up in my mouth. I've even made it a point to point out all the arroz to my wife and she about lets lunch loose every time I point them out.

that guy should have stopped here:

(http://api.ning.com/files/GPQh*uduk0QO50BV03pUZsXO6RA1ZbGqCn2nXhAy6-N8nuQkK-5vd3f2dnhulVN1/Untitled1.jpg?width=737&height=511)

(http://api.ning.com/files/xfxSAP6ZvsbFxxA-TGYoyr2U86r-*88F2KAAOPR1zOS6G537whcWwPtpPUFQn3p8/DSC_5415.jpg?width=737&height=493)

My boys car from HN..

IS THAT A GHETTO BLASTER (aka boom box)?????????

I freakin' WANT!  They are pretty hard to find one with a working tape deck.

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/acaiazza/photo-2.jpg)

My friend saw it on the way back from six flags....

That G20 must be supa dupa fast with those crazy flames!

poor G20; LOL

its not flames, its the paint peeling from it going fast

Bad ass ride for sale in RI

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/1352483276.html (http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/1352483276.html)

fuckin Camry....ughhhhhhhhhh

The rear doors have vents?

Why would you post a car for sale and not list the mileage?

its actually from that time it broke the sound barrier.  needs a new heat shield i suppose.

Random van I saw.
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/wtcii/IMG_0209.jpg)
This guy goes to my school. Apparently someone has told him he is cool because he thinks he is. The exhaust makes me want to put a bullet through my head. He used to rev it constantly all morning til security took care of that. He also used to do burnouts, donuts, and attempt to drift. One time he lost control and was literally 6 inches from sliding into my car. Basically he is a complete douche-bag, someone who is perfect for this car. On to the car. It is a Pontiac. Auto transmission, Two tone paint job that is
flaking off on a lot of the places, chrome three spoke wheels, turbo badges, and much much more.
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/wtcii/IMG_0214.jpg)
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/wtcii/IMG_0216.jpg)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2q16grd.jpg)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/24pdqw0.jpg)
(http://i25.tinypic.com/15d6rg8.jpg)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/bj6df9.jpg)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/rwsbco.jpg)

2ft wide fender flares ftw!!

Wow they completely ruined that Z.  So sad.

Holy Batmobile!

Some people?

Saw this beauty on the Sunrise HighWay, LI
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/untitled-3.jpg)

Sweet paint job!........ NOT

HONDA SRT-4 SI
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/muddyrex/GetAttachment-1.jpg)

WTF, that impersonator should be beaten while he takes those emblems off

+1 but hey... everyone deep inside loves Honda's

WTF to the SRT4? wtf...... That actually wasn't all that ricey then they had to put a Honda symbol on there....

Haha!!  That Neon literally had me saying WTF out loud.

Dude, you and me both. I showed it to my wife and she didn't get it until I explained it to her. She knows shit about cars then shook her head after I told her.

LOL @ the SRT-4. Usually SRT-4 owners hate Hondas - this one wishes he had one. LOL.

yeah. apparently story was that ppl kept asking owner if it was honda so as a joke he put badges on. not sure how much of it is true

(http://www.no1pony.com/images/Split_Wing_Ricer.jpg)

(http://www.cycloneinjapan.com/upload/files/43/Car_Pics/RICE_cavalier_02.jpg)

W.....T.....F!

I almost feel bad putting this POS DSM up against that thing.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/BenF656/b502bf5a.jpg)

Saw this baby on the way home from work yesterday.

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice.jpg)

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice1.jpg)

 

WOW! Now W..T..F... Is that?  Were the hell is he going with all those wings! I think he's planing on taking off!

I like the Snoopy Red Baron decal.

Been Wanting to get these pictures posted!
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7929_514686158119_46800507_30569514_107981_n.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/7929_514686163109_46800507_30569515_1518273_n.jpg)

^^Loose those taillight and that might be pretty decent!

Found these beauties in the business park where I work parked near to each other.  


Silver truck with a duck-taped on white spoiler.  

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice4.jpg)

Looks like most of the car was spray painted white.  Who needs real paint when you have a cool fart cannon?

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice3.jpg)

::sigh::

Yea I felt the same way until I saw his front end, which I unfortunately could not get a picture of. But it was sporting the usual Pep Boys hood vents and fully chrome grill! A must for any rice

My campus has quite a few ricers, unfortunately i haven't been able to capture the worst of the bunch.
(http://i38.tinypic.com/wcftzb.jpg)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/1z71qtg.jpg)

is that a corn field? wtf

On the way home a few days ago
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k26/carpeja3/IMG00049.jpg)
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k26/carpeja3/IMG00045.jpg)

I may have mentioned it before but I keep running into a 2nd gen Eclipse around my area that pay homage to the orange Supra from F&F 1. Decals and all. I did see a vinyl decal across the windshield that said "Fast and Furious" and threw up in my mouth just before I laughed hysterically. I gotta get a pic of this beauty.

I got caught off-guard while doing some searches on Google...

http://www.nsxfiles.com/images5/jason_wing_honda.jpg (http://www.nsxfiles.com/images5/jason_wing_honda.jpg)

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs209.snc1/7630_1264069283870_1293897206_30793686_2966343_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs209.snc1/7630_1264068763857_1293897206_30793684_951594_n.jpg)

ROFL @ that cavalier. Fucking hideous.

why settle for a car thats one color, when you can have one thats three??

Lets see you guys top this.

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4600/pictureud.jpg)

^^Hmmm I call photochop. No way can a setup that big fit under that car.

That's not a photochop. If it is, its a damn good one. Why would people want to donkify everything? Jeez, one fucking wheel is worth more than that whole car!

Thien did you take that photo yourself?

Doesn't look photochopped but I'm no expert.

A buddy of mines took that pics and sent it to me. I couldn't help but laugh. Oh, its not chopped by the way. The picture you see is REAL.

Oh...my...GOD!

Talk about DUNK

(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2008/RedneckMotorcycleTransport.jpg)

OOOH fuck no, a Civic pickup truck????

Hood scoop - check
Side pipes - check
Monster tach - check

(http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads13/Geo1221578670.jpg)

carefull. could be LS1 in there lol

it needs the anteater scoop so it can power a 500 cadi them thangs needz lotz uhv ahyur

Haven't contributed in a while so I thought I would share these diamonds in the rough.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00001-20091031-1257.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00002-20091031-1257.jpg)
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/timot_one/Ricers/IMG00030-20090801-2231.jpg)

Primer body kit front bumper: Check
Red paint with heavy silver flake: Check
Riding on stock suspension with steelies: Check
Milano red hood: Check
Missing rear bumper: Double check

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/crackerteg/photo-4.jpg)

Me laughing hysterically while in uniform in a Home Depot parking lot while others watched in disbelief: Fucking comical

Z, I was laughing really hard when I read that post, and my Lt. walked up behind me and read it and shook his head and said"Mikey, you are not right." To which I replied, "Who said I was ever wrong?"

Those "sidepipes" by rights should double as nerf bars(truck steps)that thing is beast mode when it comes to 4x4 height.... Just look at those monster ass tires! They have to be 31's hahaha

Dual/side exhaust. I wonder if it makes it go faster.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/7thGenVillian/l_e209b6634041464ab8a06f22926d9647.jpg)

^^ thats funny

That Civic looks like it's wearing a jetpack!

By far one of my favorites that I have spotted...
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2zprqet.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2e1ht9d.jpg)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/250pfsw.jpg)

What the fuck?  The exhaust tip is like 4" long.

TeH BLOB.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/7thGenVillian/l_0e128219bded4b55a083bcb97e0162a3.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/7thGenVillian/l_96169afe9b1544c98ab4a96f43cb5cca.jpg)

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice5.jpg)

(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee257/ikethegreat/rice6.jpg)

^^^ When I think prelude, that is what I now imagine...

The sad thing is, it probably wouldn't look half bad if they just got rid of the nasty wing and painted the body kit.

^ and then got rid of the euro tails, the chrome striping, dropped it, and got rid of the fenders. haha

Baby steps man, baby steps!

car domain (http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/3081/1881/7700940002_medium.jpg)

(http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/attachments/f72/25561d1206630420-lambo-door-question-please-help-lambo.jpg)

An oldie, but a goodie.

Spotted this pile of shit on Cardomain.  Here's the Cardomain page (http://blog.cardomain.com/2009/11/17/why-2/?cmp_id=EMC-News) with everyone tearing into the guy.

(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/4/203/4521/38007260484_large.jpg)

What


the



FUCK?!

Wow and I thought that looked retarded when trucks did it....Whole new level there...

Looks photochopped to me.

Who gives a shit if its chopped? Its still fucking retarded. Asshats like that guy should be stoned to a pulp and I don't mean the reefer kind of stoned.

^ unfortunately i don't have that much faith in people.  i bet some assclown actually did that to his C5

that's a real picture alright.. definitely NOT photoshopped.  annd it's the ugliest shit I've seen on a vette..

That's my thing now, everything I see I think its photochopped, gettin old and can't see nomo, ulgy nonetheless!!

Haha! Jeremy admits he's an old fuck that can't see shit like Helen Keller!

(http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss94/BTR_CHRIS/3922832746_a97f63193c_o.jpg)

very proud counterfeiter (carbon copy)

Found this beauty online while trying to resolve a suspension problem.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb82/Vijay_757/DSC03544-EDIT.jpg)

I had a feeling you'd be posting a maxima in here.

I couldn't resist that one, but IMO it deserves to be here.

Forgot to add this badboy I spotted in a walmart parking lot. Imagine the downforce on this thing!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/crackerteg/photo-9.jpg)

Thought I would bump the thread. This first one isnt rice, I just thought it deserved a good flaming. I was going to play golf and saw this beauty in the parking lot of the country club. The bodywork is just impeccable.
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/wtcii/IMG_0333.jpg)
The next is rice. I know the driver is a sophmore at my high school because of the parking permit, but I cant remember where I saw it. Notice the GT-R badge.
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd296/wtcii/IMG_0343.jpg)

HAHA nice find Bill....That's a V6 stang, no?

Yep. I want to go destroy it at school, damn cameras.

Why does it have Georgia plates?

(http://arikia.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/facepalm1.jpg)

(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t12/rhowitt/ricer.jpg)

That's friggin awesome Misha! hahaha

I was wondering the same thing. I guess they moved here recently. In the bottom left section of the glass that blue sticker is a sophomore parking permit.

A gen6 I saw a few weeks back, I like those lights but that wing belongs in the part of the brain where dumb ideas are.
(http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt191/rich-01/CIMG0152.jpg)

cant really see but theres one big fart can also.(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z147/big-byrd87/ricer1.jpg)


this one has altezza lights, flat black hood a steely, and the drivers side bumper is not there.(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z147/big-byrd87/ricer2.jpg)

(http://i48.tinypic.com/180roy.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2megj6.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zbwg74.jpg)

Ill just tell you guys about it since I couldnt get a picture before I had to pull off but

Saw this beautiful Red 6th Gen V6 coupe. It had aftermarket fog lights in the lower grill, not too bad but the kicker was on the backside. In addition to the ricer altezzas that I let slide considering the paint job. The guy must've gotten a lil paint happy cuz he tried to color match the mufflers with spray paint.

Splotchy YES! Fail YES!!

Hahaha I saw a real gem today as well. I was on the phone with the DA since the dealership I got my truck from still has yet to register my truck(more than 30 days so its fraud) and they have not paid off the honda yet so I have recieved 3 notices that I owe 2 months payments on the thing and it is going to be reported to my credit. Back ot haha. I was on my way to work and at a light I pissed off a bumble bee. I have the truck set on stage 3 for the day since a friend wanted a ride on"crazy larry" settting haha. As I was sitting at a light, a yellow with partially black hood and partially black roof pulls up next to me and notices the "hypertech" sticker in my back winder and starts to rev and he already had his window down and started blowing and yelling at me sO I rolled my winder down(mind you im in uniform) and he was like I can out run your big truck and I was like "sure thing boss". When the light changed I launched hard and blew a big cloud of black smoke right into his driver side window. HAHAHA. once I slowed down and let him catch up( he couldnt keep up with my 8800 pound truck) he gave me a ricer fly-by and I noticed he has some konigs or some type of ricer wheels and all the tint on his windows had flame designs cut into them even the tint strip on the windshield hahahaha

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Repost Still funny though

Funny Youtube video. The fastest car ever! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfJIdDytT8)

HoLY FUCK!

I think I just crappe my pants from that video.

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NYC homies you need to take care of this. its not right at all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOu7qve8jUQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOu7qve8jUQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Wow. I am embarrassed for this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tPphZx- ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tPphZx-i4g&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Hahaha.  "I know it's a sports car, but I wanted more luxury."  What the fuck is this guy smoking, and where can I get some?

+1 to that shit. I want some of what that dude is smoking. Unless its pole and that's Jeremy's realm of expertise.

Those pipes are worth more than the car... its a high mount exhaust for a crotch rocket!

(http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/3327/61/33315030004_large.jpg)

Lol. perfect fitment! no rubbing anywhere!! see! fenders are in tip top shape!

^^^ I do believe from a post in another thread, Tim owes this guy "the finger". And personally, I dont think they fit right. judging by the really low offset and the way the body lines from the front fender do not line up( huge gap...) . and i cant really tell for sure, but the rear quarter panel looks a bit trashed around the lip. I would assume the guy is about half-retarded and did not opt for a really stiff suspension with very little travel to prevent aforementioned damage.


A comment from vjersey2019...
DDDUUUDDE this is straight FIRRE!! I like what you did to this car.. I have the same car in Green. v4
I wanted to ask u how where u able to remove the license plate bulb? Im having trouble can u help>>> [end quote]

I did not realize that Honda had the market cornered with the only production "v4" engine. In all my years of wrenchin, I{ aint never heard of a "v4" BAHAHAHA I literally just fell off my couch in laughter. Bill, Are you secretly "vjersey2019" ?

^^^ looks like he cut fenders to fit, look how rear bumper doesnt match lol

here is my contribution (dude works at pepboys)
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one wheel on other side is different then others

Holy fuck that thing is hideous. I wonder how much power he thinks he added with the wing and all those scoops.

I wonder what is holding those tail lights in place. I think he bought every stick on item Pep Boys sells.

I just threw up in my mouth. (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/big/big-smiley-face.gif)

umm.. did he paint hood pins on there???? or are they actually real.. looks a bit too flush for real................... some people man.. srsly wtf!?

superman the piiiiiiiimp

The only positive thing I can say about that car is I kinda like how he mounted his fogs.  Other then that, it's fucking nasty.

(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/3376/2681/33438840009_large.jpg)

I know you've all seen this one...but was worth a repost.  
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Looks like his driver's side headlight is out.  WTF is up with his mirrors?

Lambo mirrors. Its the latest thing. I'm going to get me a few sets.

do cars have to be lifted to get wheels that big on?  how the hell do they do that?

Witchcraft my friend... Witchcraft. Just like how witchcraft happens in a turbocharger and boost appears

Unless you have a supercharger.  Then you have a belt that makes boost happen!

Haha someone had a sig on another forum i believe it was tennspeed back in the day... it said: "exhaust gasses enter the turbocharger, witchcraft happens, and boost appears."

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on gen7space

Seems like he's missing the front part of his ricer ass bodykit. I give this one two FAILS up.

Not to mention those headlights HAVE to be illegal.  Even with 2 sets of HID's in there I doubt he is able to see much of anything.

Not true. Arie and I have those same headlights. Granted, I have a 55w e46 retro in mine so they can't be THAT illegal.

with HID on the black out headlights its probably like stock vision range.

55w +e46 = game over man. lol soo much lighting.

Is this supposed to be intarwebz sarcasm Ken?

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/Misc%20Gen7z/IMG00050.jpg)

Are those mirrors on the hood? I just puked in my mouth.

on the hood on the stock mirrors...

It's a driving school car, the mirrors are for the teacher sitting in the passenger seat

lol I guess things are different in NY, I remember our driving school car was a chevy lumina and only had two mirrors

I am really stretching it for this guys sake...I really hope they are there for that reason

I would think so too but I've driven in NY traffic and I'd get in a wreck trying to find those mirrors and see out of them too lol.

I thought I would share some Noble Green Pearl love. *vomit in mouth*
(http://www.driveaccord.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=27545&stc=1&d=1260360886)

^^ I'm not 100% a fan of that front lip, but if that car were lowered with some different wheels, it wouldn't look that bad.  Those side skirts are huge though..

the only part of that last accord that is a fail is the lack of a drop and the bug deflector on the front of the hood.

The lip, side skirts and the 300 visors are too much in my opinion.

True that.

What I have always failed to understand is why some people spend so much money on stick-on Pep Boys shit, fuck-ugly ricer body kits, and general nonsense while sitting on stock rims and 4x4 suspension.  The same amount of money could be applied to a nice set of wheels and a proper drop and the car would look a million times better.

i cant even begin to say how many plusses i want for that sentence ^^^

Ventshades are great to have while they may not be the best looking thing to have they are functional... that lip on the other hand just looks retarded

I think that's really Bill's car in disguise, he has been making some changes lately, fess up Bill!!

Was going home from work and saw this...hmmm I wonder what happen?
(http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae325/justic321bx/DSC01300.jpg) (http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae325/justic321bx/DSC01297.jpg)
(http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae325/justic321bx/DSC01296.jpg)

I can tell you what happened....EPIC FAIL!

What kind of car is that? Can't see from my BB....doesn't look likr rice to me lol

Definitely not. lol..  Its a ferrari. There is a dealership by my job i was thinking maybe someone was test driving it, and then just lost control.

It's a Ferrari from a dealer in Long Island. I don't recognize that particular model though. It's definitely NOT rice but it definitely was an epic fail.

looks like one of the lot guys went for a joy ride

Although it is full of fail, that guy looks really enthused about shoveling snow. Looks like he is really gettin in it

The model would be 599 GTB..

Learn something new everyday. Thanks for the clearup Mark.

Dual exhaust conversion, yo!

(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2381/exhaust3nq7.jpg)

What the fuck?

I saw a bunch of rice on my road trip, but I had my camera packed away.

Well I found a nice one...
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ooh shit ohh fuuuck my eyes...MY EYES!!!!

I officially want to punch some one in the face.

wow is all i can say for that

The Car: "AAAAhhhhhh!! My face!!!  It's meltiiiiing!"

what, the ferrari didnt have snow tires?

was driving home through town and saw a raised crown vic on 22's coming down. not rice but sure looked funny as hell.

It's not rice but thought it was hilarious...
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/sonco.jpg)

Ummm....

Someone has way to much time thats alot of fucking stickers

Free paint job!  Brilliant!

lmao wow

Sunoco should be giving that guy free gas...

And what was that beige pile of shit, a hyundai tiberon?

The one with the busted body kit? That'd be a big 10-4. First gen Tiburon at that.

Saw this in Yonkers today...

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/crazycreashunz/Ricerz001.jpg)

Saw this HORRID Gen 7 on the freeway the other day...

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/BenF656/85342ac6.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/BenF656/960f655f.jpg)

Sorry about the iPhone pics, but words cannot even describe...

^ Holy Moly! That sh*t is fugly, look like he ready for take off....

makes me so sad to see gen7s like that...

OMFG!!!

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i had to show you all this dumb ass!


Extended cargo...

Another Gen7Accord for the list;

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