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Title: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: AV6NHBP6SPD on March 12, 2010, 10:05:43 AM A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied, 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No more blow jobs for her! So she bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! ... The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may ever need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook..........you're gone.' Reply With Quote Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: dizzle on March 12, 2010, 01:57:11 PM i literally laughed out loud at that one
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: timot_one on March 12, 2010, 03:20:48 PM Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: slipkord on March 12, 2010, 03:30:48 PM BaaaHaaa!!!
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: CrazyCreashunz on March 12, 2010, 05:00:55 PM Now thats funny!
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: Mike on March 12, 2010, 06:06:52 PM LOL
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: Rich01 on March 12, 2010, 08:20:16 PM LMAO...
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: sherker55 on March 12, 2010, 09:26:02 PM hahaha good joke!
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: slipkord on March 12, 2010, 09:48:53 PM My wife just read this and said it wasn't funny...All while I'm laughing my ass off!
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: CrackerTeg on March 12, 2010, 10:01:54 PM You weren't supposed to show her! Can't you read the title? No wonder you wear helmets with chin straps.
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: slipkord on March 12, 2010, 10:04:37 PM She peeked over my shoulder while she was jerking me off...I couldnt stop her.
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: timot_one on March 12, 2010, 11:01:02 PM She wasn't giving you head though. Time to get a bullfrog.
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: jobata23 on March 12, 2010, 11:57:16 PM wow, thats good!
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: wtcii on March 13, 2010, 01:57:57 PM Quote from: "slipkord" She peeked over my shoulder while she was jerking me off...I couldnt stop her. You look at car forums while getting off? Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: timot_one on March 13, 2010, 10:27:52 PM You don't?
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: wtcii on March 13, 2010, 10:58:30 PM Well, it is basically a sausage fest here.... So, no.
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: AV6NHBP6SPD on March 14, 2010, 12:33:54 PM dont push too far. some have teeth in back of their throats
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: fabulous010 on March 18, 2010, 08:54:22 PM You guys are too much. That was funny
Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: Rich01 on March 18, 2010, 09:01:27 PM Quote from: "AV6NHBP6SPD" dont push too far. some have teeth in back of their throats And how do you know that Misha :lol:Title: Re: Bullfrogs and blow jobs (do not show it to your wife) Post by: toinkee69 on March 20, 2010, 12:43:12 PM lol! good laugh.
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