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Title: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: AV6NHBP6SPD on February 09, 2010, 10:17:28 PM
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree, and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen June 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful and vigilant. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: Mike on February 09, 2010, 10:30:55 PM
LOL...


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: driveaccord on February 09, 2010, 10:36:32 PM
seriously?! honestly ...come on


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: mnkyman on February 09, 2010, 10:36:58 PM
LOL...OMG ROFL...i was reading it at first thinking it was real...


I read it to my roommates and they were both laughing their asses off too


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: JC04accord on February 09, 2010, 10:59:59 PM
I work for Home Depot and one of the guys brought this in like a year or so ago.  Pretty damn funny.


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: Milan on February 09, 2010, 11:16:18 PM
Not what I expected but I was laughing my ass off by the end!


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: sherker55 on February 09, 2010, 11:41:13 PM
Good Schtuff...I saw this a while ago, still funny as hell


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: slipkord on February 10, 2010, 08:29:59 AM
Hmmmm do you have pics of said attackers?


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: v6sicksspeed on February 10, 2010, 09:12:36 AM
damn - same thing happened last weekend to me though i keep forgetting to file that police report!


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: dizzle on February 10, 2010, 11:29:46 AM
lol thats pretty funny


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: timot_one on February 10, 2010, 09:26:48 PM
Repost.


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: tommastie888 on May 04, 2010, 08:07:46 PM
lol


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: cna on May 04, 2010, 09:16:06 PM
lmao


Title: Re: Guys-Don't fall for scam!
Post by: Knocturnal84 on May 04, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
ahahahha i needed this after a long hard day


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