Title: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: Accord Euro-R on January 31, 2010, 01:21:38 PM
Beer vs. Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down.
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun.
One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down.
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it.
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: CrackerTeg on January 31, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Funny shit dude. Hopefully no one gets offended.
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: Rich01 on January 31, 2010, 09:40:35 PM
LMFAO 
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: driveaccord on January 31, 2010, 09:41:12 PM
good stuff....LOL
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: sherker55 on February 01, 2010, 12:00:27 AM
Funny stuff...give me vag any day though!
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: slipkord on February 01, 2010, 11:04:44 AM
Vag is too much of a headache, give me beer anyday of the week!
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: Icebox on February 01, 2010, 02:16:24 PM
i cant wait to see what the female members of the forum have to say about this one. where is carrie, haha
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: DV8mAn on February 01, 2010, 03:37:12 PM
I choose beer. I rarely get bitter beer face, on the other hand.......
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: timot_one on February 02, 2010, 08:29:38 PM
Teh funnay.
Title: Re: Beer vs. Vagina
Post by: mitchigan on February 03, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
hahaha
I'm guessing there's a "chocolate vs dick" somewhere out there as well
I'm guessing there's a "chocolate vs dick" somewhere out there as well