Title: How to make Love...
Post by: exelr8 on December 14, 2009, 11:23:41 AM
Found this on Powerstroke.org and thought you guys need to see this as well...
How To Make Love:
Ingredients:
* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
How To Make Love:
Ingredients:
* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: slipkord on December 14, 2009, 11:27:10 AM
LMAO!!! Thats funny as shit!
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: Tunergirl on December 14, 2009, 12:46:50 PM
Quote from: "exelr8"
Found this on Powerstroke.org and thought you guys need to see this as well...
How To Make Love:
Ingredients:
* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
How To Make Love:
Ingredients:
* 4 Laughing eyes
* 4 Well-shaped legs
* 4 Loving arms
* 2 Firm milk containers
* 2 Nuts
* 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
* 1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
OMG I nearly fell out of my chair at work (I am a teacher, thank god for lunch breaks) while reading this. Thanks I needed that.......
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: CrackerTeg on December 14, 2009, 12:49:57 PM
Well, if she approves, we can consider this safe. Like was already said, all I could do was tear at how much I was laughing at this.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: Mike on December 14, 2009, 12:54:41 PM
It is rather commical.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: slipkord on December 14, 2009, 01:43:02 PM
lol listen to mike, 'it is rather commical'..I can see him doing that with a brittish accent.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: exelr8 on December 14, 2009, 07:19:50 PM
HAHA Glad I could be of assistance
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: wtcii on December 14, 2009, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: "exelr8"
Found this on Powerstroke.org
Your cheating on us Mike?
That is pretty funny.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: exelr8 on December 14, 2009, 08:19:55 PM
Lol ECM Is family I would gladly drive anywhere with my car trailer to tow any of yall... Powerstroke.org is now where I get my info from since You guys dont realyl know anything about the mods I want(just like I dont know shit about them either haha)... I Just know I wan Go fassss!!!!
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: Rich01 on December 14, 2009, 11:13:45 PM
Holy fuck that was fucking some funny shit.
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: AV6NHBP6SPD on December 23, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
ROFL. lol
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: jdmaccord on January 13, 2010, 04:50:02 PM
awesome, where was I last year when this was posted
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: CrackerTeg on January 13, 2010, 04:52:54 PM
That's a good question. Where were you? lol
Title: Re: How to make Love...
Post by: sherker55 on January 17, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
haha that's great!