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Here on ECM, it's a very tight place; so tight, in fact, that you can smell Z's ass coming towards you if you don't post pics.

Listen DICK there nothing wrong with being fat :)

Was out like a light in like 3 seconds and woke up pretty groggy. Then proceeded to run from Ashley and we got outside and made her chase me around the building. LOL!!!! That was before I even got ahold of the percocets they gave me.

You've never seen fear in people unless you go down a main road facing the wrong way. Fun shit, try it some day.  

Just so you guys know, speaker quality is all about how it sounds, not about how it looks.  That little tidbit of information is for the newbs.

Hey Jeff, remember this little lapse in judgment almost leading you to the rice side? This little morsel came from Jeff's lit up speaker grille thread:

I love posting while taking a dump. Helps me think, and I get a thumb workout.

hey B, don't miss me too much sweetie. I'll send sexy pictures of the male prostitutes for you so you won't miss out on the fun.

But you guys haven't seen my psychotic driving skills. You should see what I can do with big ass duallies. Lol.

You need to ask yourself one simple question.  How do you feel about frontal male nudity?

Word of advice. Never ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever  ever ever get married and have kids you'll regret that shit. 1% of happiness doesnt out weigh the 99% of bullshit you have to deal with. Whoever disagrees has never been married with kids. And if you disagree you have an awesome wife who will give you whatever you want and do to you whatever you want and your kids leave you the hell alone and act like angels......................

If I were single right now, I'd be in SoCal drinking a Corona with some fine latino chick rubbing up on me......lol I feel better now.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program...........

HAHAHAHA I sure wish Jeremy's wife got on this forum from time to time... he'd finally be able to drink a corona in socal with some "fine latino chick" rubbing up on him.. lol

if I do end up coming.. and need a place to crash you got a piece of floor for me?  or would you prefer I just sleep in your bed.. :shifty:

.....cuz I got some on my finger nail a couple times and it seems like I have clear nail polish on.

Need another purge. I added a link to the top that auto scrolls to the bottom of the page where the shoutbox is when clicked.

Binge and purge, binge an purge. You're like a fat bulimic chick.

Done.

Whoops, that just made me realize that the link would only work if you're currently on the index. I fixed that; now I just need another purge, lol.

Fat chick dude..........










........fat chick.

Fat chick here. I found a way to integrate the RSS icon with whatever browser you're using. Instead of having the RSS link on the page, it'll be in the address bar in Firefox, or the RSS icon will light up in Internet Explorer. Not sure about Safari, but I'm sure it has a similar feature.

You fat bitch. The RSS icon is in the address bar of Safari.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown....how pissed off are you?

Its Jeremy so its normal for him. Wifey's prego and he ain't got none in quite a looooong time.

Its just you Jeremy. Maybe lack of num nums is making you see shit.

And dumping it that little bit more made me get wood

 :grin:

I'll try to not pull CMs over but if the asshat is being a cockbag, I can't promise anything.

Oh I just got wood.

aww, you have some intense man-love for us don't you jeremy.. kiiiiinda creepy.

We dont accept ass. Check, cash, credit card and car parts are all acceptable  

we are DEF getting closer! I can almost feel the warm embrace of the sweatshirt!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Speaking of which, I just ate lunch and need to drop a deuce  

as for last night... oh. my. god.

just received this gem from jeremey via PM.

LOL so who says im not getting any? Prego sex is the bomb. Oh and yes, you win....fucker!  

Let me put it this way, if you paid for two chicks at the strip club to come back to your area and give you a lap dance but they screwed up and sent all of them, are you going to tell them no thanks I only wanted two? I don't think so, go get your wood on man.

haha this thread is the shit.  good call sir, I bow down to you. :wtf:

hahahahahahahaha you wuv meee

Hahaha shut up D! Im pinning a fattie! But in the "I wooped someones ass" way,... not in the "I nailed a girl who weighs as much as I do" way

lol bill, that's probably a good idea.

now this is actually really funny.. and not making the quoted person sound like some homo toolbag.

i just got back to my desk from dinner lol the hardest part of my work day most of the time is deciding where to eat din din

Well it is official, I will be travelling to VA at the end of next month, I got a reply to my email asking for the time off from work today!! I cant wait, I am just not looking forward to such a long drive just being timbre(my GPS) and myself... Long drives by yourself are boring. After a while, you run out of things to talk about

I like this thread!

Baaawwhahahah the boss approves!!

its like telling Sonny Bono to not ski into a tree.

damn those little nipples, they will get you in the end!

Okay, let me rephrase that.  You really need to meet a nice man.

I wanna bump up the hardness too

LOL so who says im not getting any? Prego sex is the bomb. Oh and yes, you win....fucker!  

Woot! I got a quarter chub now.

You did it with your eyes closed Misha?

And then stuff your face some more.

That's fucking recockulous dude

so I am one class away from being certified to drive a firetruck full of water... if that dont scare you i dont know what will

jeremy, just because you're a bitter old man, and will probably be the old man who yells at kids playing frisbee to close to your grass, then tries to chase them in your underwear with your cane shaking over your head.. doesn't mean that you can be upset that other people can be happy

Z I know what your thinking for sweatpants and NO! I am not putting eliteCM across the ass of some wicked tight pink sweatpants for you lol

Love BJ's much

So, I just found a piece of gun in my uniform shirt pocket, I placed it in my mouth and I'll be a monkey's unkle if this gum does not taste like an andes mint cross-pollenated with juicy-fruit

Then, late at night, while all of you are sleeping, we will make some speedbumps hahaha

Satisfy yourself before others. That's what I like to see.

I think Monday sucking is what makes Friday so good. That probably makes no sense but, that's where i'm @ right now.

When you see it you'll shit bricks

Yeah yall can go ahead and eat and shit before Ash and I get there

I'm sure we can accomodate with some other type of atmosphere that allows underagers yet we can still drink at the same time. So stalking the playground are we Brian.

hell yea, playgrounds are where you find all the good ones  :shifty:  HAHA

I'm so close I can taste the sexiness of it.

unless you're Z, then you do it in a thong.

Thanks for the image though. I'll be thinking of Z in a banana hammock all day   :sheesh:

Asshole mode activate!!   (Z is the white ranger in the back)

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Stop quoting yourself ya fucking narcissist.

I have to take advantage of having a bunch of tools at my disposal.

You'd like a bunch of men to hump your leg wouldn't you Jeremy?

I don't remember that at all.. All I remember is the fact that I streaked.  Ugh, no more drinking for this kid

aww fuckk.  i knew that'd come back to bite me in the ass.. as stated.. no more drinking for this kid.. haha

You're mother dropped you when you were a baby, didn't she?

If I was a moderator I would lock this thread and smack you all in the face.

I'm over here all lonley and just the thought of what you freaks are talking about in pm just makes me all jealous....

Just wait til u work for a living, yaaaah!!! Lol

Or work for a living and go to school. Beat that fucker!

I'm not beatin nothing, fucker!!

Not you fuckstick! I meant Bill. Sensitive much Jeremy? Is it that time of the month for you?

Put the claws away girls.

Not sensitive at all, was making a joke that went over your head. Get back in the gutter and use your decoder ring  :clap:

I'm going to crawl into a corner and cry now because I'm feeling very sensitive right now. When I come back from weeping in that corner, all you fuckers are going down

I've got the hankering for a shit...But trying to type this before I go lol

You fuckers better be glad I'm here, who else would entertain you??

I wish you to were close so I could slap the shit out of the two of you!

I touch myself sometimes. I'm so proud of myself.

Not even going there.

I amaze myself sometimes too Mike...Like yesterday, I did two pullups on the kiddie bars. I'm so proud of myself.

Pickle Puffer!! Twisting my words around...

Glad the angry Sheep Pornographer has not seen what I posted yet haha

then spool up yer turbo, daddy...hehe

then spool up yer turbo, daddy...hehe

Stop quoting yourself ya fucking narcissist.

Big Mike, this one's for you.

i guess its like shaving your pubes to add length haha...

I saw the shit on the highway only in the underpasses where the sun couldn't melt it. As soon as I hit it, I got the shimmy.

he gave them to 4 other kids at my gmaws house and they were all pointing them at each other, im out there like wtf

his 2 yr old had one in each hand

These weren't made for 6yr olds lol

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At least I won't feel so bad when the round is over and my kill-death ratio sucks worse than a strung out gap toothed hooker.

Fucking fail. They look better but I don't think anyone on this board is the type to be tree hugging, tea sipping, hippie fucks to even consider driving one of those fucktastic pieces of shit.

Pretty much, your just too easy Z.

Not in that sense you sick fuck. And I'm glad you enjoy my misery when I post in Facebook Mike. I'll remember you when I'm down in the warmth while you're up here freezing your ass off when the snow drops.

What's with you fuck knuckles having your damn minds in the gutter? Is there some closet rainbow flag waving that we really should not know about?

I just want to put my face next to the exhaust while it's being revved up and inhale all it's goodness.

Well Bill, if you used an entire bottle, the problem is in your technique. I think you need some practice as this seems to be your first time.

I guess it is my technique. Being a newbie I figured the more slippery it was the easier it would be to get in there. After that entire bottle it was still a bitch to get in there. At one point when I had gotten the cushion in I couldnt get the damn thing out. Eventually I got it though. On to the back!

Monday is like some chick going down there and then coming up for a kiss, your like noooo waiiit stoooppp....It's unavoidable.     Monday blows

my dad brought along his gps during our trip last week and mentioned that if a cop pulled me over and saw the gps, he would ask me to pull up the screen that shows top speed. Well on my dad's gps it shows 420MPH! He said he purposely took it on the plan and turned it on, so now if a cop decides to get smart and asks him to show his top speed, the cop will see 420mph...LOL

You can only say that when mommy and daddy (or my sugar momma) pay for my mods.  Until then STFU!!

Ehhh.  It is morning, isn't it?  Damn you time!

Why do you look like you have to fart JT?

You're qualified to Jeremy.

Finally, someone caught that one.  You guys are starting to realize my potential instead of just stroking each other in this thread.

i would do dirty, dirty things to that car...

I'd give a guy with 26"s on an Accord the finger.

Jeremy posseses little to no knowledge on automobiles but happens to use the search feature on the intarwebz quite well. It may be wrong but he still obviously knows how to use it.

It's not a quote but I spotted Jeremy's new avatar and thought it was funny. One question though, Mazda toboggan? WTF?
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Well, since he is getting screwed with the long drive, I may be able to hook him up with the reach around. No Dutch rudder?

You give the reach around to the right person and you can get anything

Bullshit you gave them a reach around!  You probably let them give you a hot carl for that kinda deal.

You guys give me indigestion and sometimes the occasional diahrea.

'hey look...man-boobies'

I saw a fugly picture and didn't want to read the words.

Hey Bill, I know of some pretty awesome remote control software that'll let me pull up porn on your computer remotely... I mean help fix it.

"Mom, I swear he was trying to help me fix my computer!"

Yeah, I didn't even poop my pants, find skid marks, or fart.  I still didn't see it, unless what I think it may be is just completely irrelevant to me.

... Rolo = beast mode... If Rolo came running at me with an angry demeanor, I would probably proceed to shitting my pants and running like a little girl...

Well, you are a big dude Rolo.

You are absolutely right Mike. The lugs from the Accord will work just fine with the TL wheels as they both have ball seats. I'd recommend OEM locks if you don't already have them so the seat is the same as opposed to aftermarket lugs.

I was talking about lug nuts but, something about Z saying Ball Seat is suspicious.

Oh my god, what the fuck. I am going to choke someone

You're tapped man.

No sir, you suck ass.

Haha!  Nice...good times man, good times!

Well, if he was offended, that means he needs to grow a damn sack.

I think Mike is a homophobe actually, so the gay lover thing is out.

What's up cockbarnacles?

I just got c blocked by my office mate. She said her friend wanted to get ALOT of humping out of the way before she gets married in a month and my 'friend' told her that I was off limits lol [\quote]

I can make farts and bleep noises with a computer.  That's a marketable skill.

ill get them out of my gf's purse tonight and you can kick them

HAHA....you'd really laugh if you knew what I was doing with that pic right now.  

The point was to show that ur a cocksucker

I almost fucked my car today.. It couldve been bad

I'm ready to punch a Verizon employee in the face for their lack of support.  The fucking manager at the store was trying to convince me to not come in to have the store transfer my contacts.

just give up on the mobile device and go old school with smoke signals

Yeah yeah fuckwad. Its all good. All this shit is getting stored for future use. Don't forget, I'm a tactical ninja now thatnks to the training I just got.  

I eat tactical ninjas for breakfast!

The CX-7 pulled it off, IMHO. Looking at the side of the ZDX, it looks like the CX-7. I'm not a big fan of the sloping roof line but to each their own.

speaking of motors...the cx-7 started blowing white smoke out the pipes today, but only briefly. Either 1, I didnt let it idle long enough before I shut down or 2, I hear mazda has turbo seal issues and oil leaks by and will probably need a new turbo. F U C K   M E

OOOOOHHHHHH! Promise?

Damnit! Why make promises you won't keep?! Fucking cocktease.

Just wear a condom.

yeah, I was wondering why there was no rebuttle...he was probably too excited...

BURN!

Of course mine is a V6 coupe, so the front is much heavier in the front

It was really hard to measure accurately, but I got a fairly decent estimate.

The tints were tinted and that's why I have court tomorrow. Not doing that again.

That thing was a pain the first couple times I pulled it out now it's all loose (comes out easier).

i shook the fucker and slapped it and pounded it and nothing. ill try again.

Good luck with that, guys...

I'm in an iPhone programming class. Biggest group of Apple fan boys ever.

How many have you had sex with so far Bill?

As far as the sandbox, its sandy, moist and hot like your vagina.

Damn. I would've called him a sandy vagina aka Jeremy.

Damn. I wish I was that fucked up.  8-)

mike that shows you know nothing of college football.  im also going to slap you in the face with my d

Do like $5 a head to keep it friendly.

ill give it a tug when I have it up tonight.

you're right I'll have to go to ask about pizza crap

im thinking ryan went to the future and is posting this on christmas or after but since we're not there yet(dec25) we cant respond to him but we see what he types. and so somewhere inbetween today and dec 25 the world has decided to leave words out of sentences to save time. i mean one word to type 1 second. time that by 300 words a day 300 seconds times 365 days. 30 some odd hours a year saving you a full day to do what ever! brillant!

Crackheads are the worst... Nothing to lose.

Everyday your hustlin' :D

True. I have a delicate touch though.

I don't think you're ever in the right frame of mind Chris.

Because your gay? And have special powers that tell you when other people around you are gay?

Ginger ale

Those are delicious.

Melon balls are good too.

haha yea, thats like hookers and blow.... sure they are amazing together but one by itself is still fun!

Walk into to the room like
"What up! I got a big cock!"

....and besides, if Mike had new wheels they'd look perfect.

Because they'd be in the basement.