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Title: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: Mr Eazy on August 14, 2009, 02:40:22 PM A fellow co-worker emailed this to me, hope you guys enjoy it like I did:
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.. And The Number 1 Thought: " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers, What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: CrazyCreashunz on August 14, 2009, 02:46:08 PM lmao Arie, that's good!
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: CrackerTeg on August 14, 2009, 03:16:21 PM That's fucking awesome dude. I'm going to copy that and email it out
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: Mr Eazy on August 14, 2009, 03:32:17 PM Thanks guys,
When I read this I was laughing so hard I started tearing. Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: slipkord on August 14, 2009, 03:50:50 PM Post #8 in the HOMO CM thread LOL....
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: Lemonjelly on August 14, 2009, 05:43:49 PM that was hilarious! I couldnt have said it better myself haha
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: Rich01 on August 14, 2009, 10:34:34 PM That's some funny stuff Arie.
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: dizzle on August 15, 2009, 02:35:50 AM lol good stuff
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: Mike on August 16, 2009, 08:31:15 AM I smell a new signature quote in my future!
Title: Re: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Post by: k24low20z on August 16, 2009, 02:07:39 PM the last one is the best one..you had me losing it arie..
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