ECM Chatroom

[slipkord]

This is true Mike, we have an Eng doing Financial work.

[Mike]

It's fucking snowing! I personally am non longer amused by the capricious acts of Mother Nature!

[slipkord]

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[gargantula99]

seriously Jer?

[CrackerTeg]

Monday most definitely sucks. Want to know why this one sucks more than usual? I came to the sudden realization that I actually broke my trigger finger three weeks ago before leaving port rather than being a bad jam. Know how I discovered that? Bone grinding on bone. Such an amazing feeling.

Stop jerking off!!  You'll end up blind.

Are you kidding me? I've gotta do something to satiate the need while I'm away from the wife. Time for the stranger.

He jerks off with one finger?

That was my prostate milking finger. I'm quite upset about it...

I keed! I keed!

He's a pro.

How would you know?




Jer, what the fuck was the point of posting all the smilies?

[fatbastard]

wanting to snow here so much im willing to pay for it. 

[timot_one]

That was my prostate milking finger. I'm quite upset about it...

I keed! I keed!

Way too much info.  You took that one too far man!!

[CrackerTeg]

Did you not see the "I keed I keed" at the bottom?

[fatbastard]

how many ice shavers do i need to simulate snow in my room?

[status]

C'mon man, srsly? There's skanks everywhere. Even in Mormon villages.

I used to be mormon and can actually attest to that.. they're bitches that will sleep with you, then make you feel horrible about it because they "broke a commandment to god".. fuck that shit.

i had sex with a mormon. me not being a god follower didnt have a problem with this.

[timot_one]

There's mennonites out here if you guys want to get some strange.

[gargantula99]

This conversation took a turn for the worse.

[exelr8]

Speaking of conversations turning bad, I was at MY usual bar tonight when I was confronted about something I said. Saturday we had a benefit car show put on by one of our club members. first off, we have this one member who i have known since high school(dameon) and he has always been a drama starter, one of those people who lifted weights and got really muscular and did steroids. And the girl who put on the show is a whore(for lack of a better terms) and has pretty much went around to almost all the guys in the club trying to hook up even though she is married. Her husband is dumb as a box of rocks and completely oblivious to the fact that she is running around on him. the rumor going around from more than me is that she is sleeping with the guy who I have known for a long time. right before he got married to his wife She(aforementioned girl) became good friends with amy, dameon's wife. Well this guy that works at the ford dealer tuned dameons car and he was out saturday night and was talking to me about dameon winning all of the biggest trophies and the conversation turned to the rumor that they were sleeping together and so tonight I was at the usual bar and I was out back smoking a cigarette when Dameon, his wife, and Stephanie(whore) and her husband come out there and give me the cd of pictures I gave to them back and start a big confrontation saying that I am going around tellign everyone that he only won the trophies bc they are sleeping together and I was almost certain that I was about to get jumped until they went back inside and me knowing that two against one would not go well, hell if it were me and dameon one on one I would lose that fight. I mean the whole club(with the exception of stephanie's dad who is a an an awesome guy and I really hope this does not affect mine and his friendship ) knows that she has been trying to get with anyone with a swinging dick. and there was even a conversation between the president and soem of the board members of our club about the word was going to get out soon about her going around to all of the guys. I guess I just happened to be the one to let it slip. its not so bad, because I know the club would rather have me than dameon in the club, if it is an even farther than 20 minutes away he wont show up and will make a bunch of excuses as to why. I mean it is bad when the guys wife comes to me and asks me what he problem is because he is acting overly jealous and all of those insecurities are showing. I trying to be a good friend and help keep problems from arising, told her that that is just the way he is and he is scared of losing her and that she did not have anything to worry about. This just sucks, I am going to have to bit my tongue and swallow my pride and step back and not go to club functions to avoid drama, which I will still be on the board of directors and all of that, but I love those events and the people who are dedicated to going to them. Sorry for such a long rant, but I have a lot on my mind and all over "who is sleeping with who bs drama"
 

[timot_one]

I wouldn't keep going to the bar Mike.  All your bar stories turn out bad.

[exelr8]

lol its my bar though, I get free drinks from the bar tender, this weekends bad bar story is my own idiot fault for drinking while on antibiotics. I have started mixing it up a bit with the bars I go to, but I will be cutting back once I move into mom and dads.