Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
May 07, 2024, 08:03:32 AM
Pages: « First < Previous 1 ... 713 714 [715] 716 717 ... 1911 Next > Last »   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: ECM Chatroom  (Read 4300377 times)
0 Members and 32 Guests are viewing this topic.
gargantula99
Veteran
Posts: 6520


Not So Evil Monkey!

Reputation Power: 27
gargantula99 who is this guy?gargantula99 who is this guy?
Trade Count: (1)

View Profile
« Reply #10710 on: February 11, 2011, 06:55:29 PM »
T-15minutes away from beer at home
Logged
2006 Accord V6 6mt Sedan CM6 CBP
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10711 on: February 11, 2011, 07:05:47 PM »
Lol so a fried of mine(married) was dancing on me last night, and made sure to mention she hasn't been laid in 6 months.  We've already discussed this here, bit temptation is a bitch
Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
Mike
Farts Dust
Posts: 11035


Fan Boys Anonymous

Reputation Power: 95
Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!
Trade Count: (5)

View Profile WWW
« Reply #10712 on: February 11, 2011, 09:19:47 PM »
Buy her a sex toy and tell her to go to town.
Logged
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10713 on: February 11, 2011, 11:41:43 PM »
Lol good plan. But if she gets a divorce iwould take a turn with her
Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
gargantula99
Veteran
Posts: 6520


Not So Evil Monkey!

Reputation Power: 27
gargantula99 who is this guy?gargantula99 who is this guy?
Trade Count: (1)

View Profile
« Reply #10714 on: February 12, 2011, 12:06:08 AM »
It's ok if yOu watch her use it. As long as you don't touch.
Logged
2006 Accord V6 6mt Sedan CM6 CBP
CrackerTeg
Farts Dust
Posts: 12508


No fucks given.

Reputation Power: 99
CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!CrackerTeg is a pimp among pimps!
Trade Count: (4)

View Profile
« Reply #10715 on: February 12, 2011, 05:07:59 AM »
I'm with Stupid Grin
Logged

"If one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling." - Paul Walker
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10716 on: February 12, 2011, 05:38:08 AM »
Now that's too much, I couldn't resist the touching
Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
slipkord
Veteran
Posts: 6026



Reputation Power: 31
slipkord is almost recognized as human.slipkord is almost recognized as human.slipkord is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (4)

View Profile
« Reply #10717 on: February 12, 2011, 08:31:57 AM »
Ill refrain from giving my comments...
Logged
gargantula99
Veteran
Posts: 6520


Not So Evil Monkey!

Reputation Power: 27
gargantula99 who is this guy?gargantula99 who is this guy?
Trade Count: (1)

View Profile
« Reply #10718 on: February 12, 2011, 08:49:50 AM »
Quote from: slipkord on February 12, 2011, 08:31:57 AM
Ill refrain from giving my comments...

Thats a first.

Mike it is very important that you do not touch. Listen to me. LoL
Logged
2006 Accord V6 6mt Sedan CM6 CBP
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10719 on: February 12, 2011, 08:50:55 AM »
Quote from: slipkord on February 12, 2011, 08:31:57 AM
Ill refrain from giving my comments...

Is this good or bad? I'll go ahead and assume bad.

Nelson,  is it fair game when she files the divorce papers?

In other news: Breakfast at panera bread for the win... discount on breakfast at panera bread... ftmfw.
Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
Mike
Farts Dust
Posts: 11035


Fan Boys Anonymous

Reputation Power: 95
Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!
Trade Count: (5)

View Profile WWW
« Reply #10720 on: February 12, 2011, 09:35:22 AM »
You could hand cuff yourself that would help you resist touching.
Logged
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10721 on: February 12, 2011, 09:38:33 AM »
But if I were to handcuff myself that would leave me defenseless
Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
Mike
Farts Dust
Posts: 11035


Fan Boys Anonymous

Reputation Power: 95
Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!Mike is a pimp among pimps!
Trade Count: (5)

View Profile WWW
« Reply #10722 on: February 12, 2011, 09:39:46 AM »
Its not the victims fault stooooopid! Its a win win! Tough to explain but, I could see it working!
Logged
exelr8
Veteran
Posts: 5746


Reputation Power: 31
exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.exelr8 is almost recognized as human.
Trade Count: (0)

View Profile
« Reply #10723 on: February 12, 2011, 09:47:16 AM »
Hmmmm... I see the light




Its like 38° sunny and beautiful out, why must I have to deal with ducking scum today? They are having a surgeon conference tonight and I got out with a car parked in the roadway and when the Guy is trying to leave, he was approached by Melvin(one of our know panhandlers.) And Melvin proceeded with his usual BS of "do you remember me?" And then " man, my sister died" and then asked for money, when the Guy said no he asked for a ride. Unfortunately, I was there and had to do something.  Embarrassed
« Last Edit: February 12, 2011, 10:52:41 AM by exelr8 » Logged
"Big Country"  "Lonesome postwhor3 #1" "Car Whore Squad Member #2"
SECM Squad #3...kinda
gargantula99
Veteran
Posts: 6520


Not So Evil Monkey!

Reputation Power: 27
gargantula99 who is this guy?gargantula99 who is this guy?
Trade Count: (1)

View Profile
« Reply #10724 on: February 12, 2011, 11:54:37 AM »
I don't get it. 

Mike, I forget, you're friends with who? The guy or the girl?
Logged
2006 Accord V6 6mt Sedan CM6 CBP
Pages: « First < Previous 1 ... 713 714 [715] 716 717 ... 1911 Next > Last »   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

TinyPortal © 2005-2012