ECM Chatroom

[gargantula99]

I want to be kept on my wife's night stand so I can creep out the next suitor.

[Nit3h4wk C0uP3]

I want to be cremated, I don't want to take up space in the ground. They can make oil paint out of my ashes and make one final painting!

[timot_one]

I'd like to be shot out of a cannon off a cliff into the ocean. Maybe some fireworks too.

[Nit3h4wk C0uP3]

Nick Swardson has a skit on this...he wants to be dropped from the ceiling on strings and flail around like a puppet while a disco ball, lights, and club music is blaring.. lol

[accordguy04]

That joke has been done by multiple comedians... I can't remember who tho.

[exelr8]

I want to be sent to the animatronics division of Disney and me stuffed/animated and put in my regular bars or Inside gas station to fuck with people

[timot_one]

Nice!!

[alpha]

Nick Swardson has a skit on this...he wants to be dropped from the ceiling on strings and flail around like a puppet while a disco ball, lights, and club music is blaring.. lol

so a human marionette trapped in the 70s.. 

[Nit3h4wk C0uP3]

^^^ yeah pretty much.. He's wacked. lol.

[exelr8]

So today was the funeral for my uncle. They just did a grave side service instead of a full service. Spent an hour outside and I'm falling apart. I hate allergy season.

[ikethegreat]

After spending a week in Hawaii, being back home is really depressing.   

If I ever strike it rich, I'll be on the first plane there, that's for sure. 

[ikethegreat]

So today was the funeral for my uncle. They just did a grave side service instead of a full service. Spent an hour outside and I'm falling apart. I hate allergy season.

Sorry to hear about your Uncle. RIP 

[timot_one]

After spending a week in Hawaii, being back home is really depressing.   

If I ever strike it rich, I'll be on the first plane there, that's for sure. 

I'd be content just moving a little further south.  I was in Lexington, KY yesterday and it was really nice down there.

[exelr8]

So today was the funeral for my uncle. They just did a grave side service instead of a full service. Spent an hour outside and I'm falling apart. I hate allergy season.

Sorry to hear about your Uncle. RIP 

I appreciate it Ike.

Yesterday I witnessed the dumbest thing I've ever laid eyes on. While driving I see a truck with 26's on it at a gas pump. I notice something looks funny about the hose so I look even closer(now stopped a t the adjacent red light) and the guy pulled up on the wrong side. He did not let this deter his passion for petroleum fuels, so he stretched the hose across his truck and had the handle upside down in order to get it in his truck.

[CrackerTeg]

I've seen that. I wouldn't be surprised if he forgot the nozzle was still in the filler and drove off with the hose still dangling.

On another note, its definitely spring time up here. The sky is blue. The birds are chirping. No one is wearing a sweater. Bugs are flying into inappropriate places and deer are hanging out by the side of the highway waiting to make it a bad day for someone. Stupid woodland creatures.